FBI
CIA
ATF
IRS
NAFTA
Xian, or X-ian, or its permutations, which, apparently in some circles, means "Christian".
I get it. But I don't like it.
Because when I see "Xian", I get all excited and ****, thinking they're going to talk about some ancient Chinese dynasty. And then X-ian makes it look all alien, so we'll be talking about invaders from deep space.
But then they rant about Jesus, and I lose interest, 'cause that ****'s boring.
B♭3

FBI
CIA
ATF
IRS
NAFTA
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

I hate abbreviations inside abbreviations, like VLA.
VLA= Vertically Launched ASROC
ASROC = Anti-Submarine Rocket.
In a world already ripe with abbreviations, that just makes it worse.
I also don't like abbreviations that people still feel the need to say anyways, like ATM machine.
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

IOU
DUI
AIDS
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

and let's not forget BYOB.![]()
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

You're right. That has to be one of the worst.Originally posted by SlowwHand
and let's not forget BYOB.![]()
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

Is that all? Are you turning soft?Originally posted by SlowwHand
FBI
CIA
ATF
IRS
NAFTA
No UN?
No EU?
No USA? (although I guess that goes together with FBI, CIA and IRS)
"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
"I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller :b:

I didn't want to be a hog, so I left out U.N.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

BAR-B-Q
Its "Barbe au cul" sacrement!
But no-one says that....not even french people...
Spec.
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Xmas!
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"

LOL, BRB, IMO, FYI, AFAIK, IIRC, etc.
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.
LOL
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"

You are turning soft, but i love you for itOriginally posted by SlowwHand
I didn't want to be a hog, so I left out U.N..
"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
"I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller :b:

FWIW, and FYI, ISTR that AFAIK they save time IMO. Anyway IIRC I'll BRB. LOL.

Yay! Nested abbreviations.Originally posted by Patroklos
I hate abbreviations inside abbreviations, like VLA.
VLA= Vertically Launched ASROC
ASROC = Anti-Submarine Rocket.Now we just need recursive, and pointers to TIA*s and we're away.
* Three Initialled Acronyms

WTF?
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

OMGWFTBBQ

ROFLMFAO
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I have some sort of allergy to the abbrevations used by the United States Armed Forces. Especially the really long ones. For some reason I don't have the same problem with the abbreviations used by for example the soviet union or nazi germany. I guess there's something with the english language that makes for corny abbreviations.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Schopenhauer
In GAIS we trust!

I hate recursive abbreviations (e.g. GNU, PHP).Originally posted by Cort Haus
Yay! Nested abbreviations.Now we just need recursive, (...)
The TTP ProjectOriginally posted by Cort Haus
Yay! Nested abbreviations.Now we just need recursive, and pointers to TIA*s and we're away.
* Three Initialled Acronyms![]()
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"

bring your own bible!Originally posted by SlowwHand
and let's not forget BYOB.![]()

In the State Department, the more important an office is, the fewer letters in its abbreviation; the most important offices of all are one letter. And State Dept. employees, like all bureaucrats, are addicted to abbreviation. As a result, someone will mention, for example, a conversation they had with Deputy Secretary Negroponte, in which he mentioned that Secretary Rice was directing the Congressional liaison office to promote a new legislative agenda for the Department, but only after department lawyers had cleared on it. The result is something like:
People -- pasty-faced people of both sexes in nondescript dark blue suits -- really talk that way here! It's just so, so wrong.I was talking with D last week, and he said S is ready to move her agenda out of H, once L signs on.![]()
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

I love acronyms! (when I'm in the know, anyway)
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

Originally posted by Aeson
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WTFp
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
what is afaik?
the hard part is remembering all these. If it's not something that us used very often, the full form should be written out.

afaik, afaik = as far as i know

IIRC, that's right.
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

IIUC, SB is at fault.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God. -Isaiah 41:10
The LORD your God is with you, he is mighty to save. He will take great delight in you, he will quiet you with his love, he will rejoice over you with singing. - Zephaniah 3:17
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