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    Jaguar's durnjk thread for thisruday night

    I am a good jaguars but I occasionally partyake of teh alcohohls.

    UIn a way\, wer're all good ajguars' in the jugnels of lief, but I am teh best jaguars of gthem alll, ofr I be Yarrr and woo. In addition, I would like to have aq moment to commend teh KH, teh best durnk thread startar of tehm all. Furthermore, I think taht we should all spam theis thread with wooieties and whatnot and whatnton.

    Jaguar be Yrarr and woo. he shalels teg twoi more jellso shots and then call it a nighte.

    peace out.
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    UIn a way\, wer're all good ajguars' in the jugnels of lief, but I am teh best jaguars of gthem alll,


    Better than this Jaguar? I think not.



    She be Yrarr and woo!

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    traht am teh trutshs
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    lolz your DL was taht sphinx gu8sy who posted insulting thinssg abvout peoples.
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    I stopped getting drunk... pretty much stopped drinking.

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    Originally posted by Jaguar
    lolz your DL was taht sphinx gu8sy who posted insulting thinssg abvout peoples.
    I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

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    LAIR! LAIR! LAIR!

    You , sir, shoiulds t be ashamed of yourself forb eing a liair.
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    I shaoles not vomit on pesopns because I be a goode4 jaguar. vomiinting on peoples is what a bad jaguar wouldst do.
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    You have clearly consumed an inappropriate amount of alcohol, and as a result I am going to have to call you a phony, a sad phony who does not even know his limits and then boasts about it. This is like that fable of an emperor boasting that he is retarded...everyone laughs nervously but then thinks about what he just says...and there is an awkward silence as a result, shaming the emperor. Then his subjects realize he is an idiot and is just ****ing everything up.

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    Dare I add that Kuciguar isn't even of legal age?

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    Originally posted by Wiglaf
    This is like that fable of an emperor boasting that he is retarded...everyone laughs nervously but then thinks about what he just says...and there is an awkward silence as a result, shaming the emperor. Then his subjects realize he is an idiot and is just ****ing everything up.
    I think that's going to happen when you find out the truth about Cheney.
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    Originally posted by Wiglaf
    You have clearly consumed an inappropriate amount of alcohol, and as a result I am going to have to call you a phony, a sad phony who does not even know his limits and then boasts about it. This is like that fable of an emperor boasting that he is retarded...everyone laughs nervously but then thinks about what he just says...and there is an awkward silence as a result, shaming the emperor. Then his subjects realize he is an idiot and is just ****ing everything up.
    I know my limints and I'm not going to throw up tonight, s on I"m s in good shape.
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    Originally posted by Jaguar

    I know my limints and I'm not going to throw up tonight,
    This might change your tune:


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    In fact, wiglafs, the on,y negative repercusison of my drunk thread is that I'm acting like an idiot on teh poly.

    You, sir, act like an idiot on poly all teh tiesm.

    Therefore, you are in no positions to judgesm me.
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    Or this:


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    Plz strop
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    YOU BASTARD!
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    H e am pioisonging mine durnk thread. plz ming make him stoppe.
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    Originally posted by Jaguar
    Plz strop
    Yes... please stop
    Keep on Civin'
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    I'
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    nm

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    Originally posted by Ming


    Yes... please stop
    Me or sphinx871?s
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    Ming understands him. Maybe he can translate.
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    Originally posted by Jaguar

    Me or sphinx871?s
    The ugly pictures... I have to look at threads, and I really don't want to see that kind of crap
    Keep on Civin'
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    Angry

    Originally posted by Darius871
    Dare I add that Kuciguar isn't even of legal age?
    He pretty much is. The law isn't enforced, so de facto ergo sum etc it's legal.

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    Getting drunk on a school night

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    The fattist bigotry on this board sickens me.

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    Originally posted by Wiglaf


    He pretty much is. The law isn't enforced, so de facto ergo sum etc it's legal.
    Maybe he wont grow up to be a binge drinker. Oh, wait... nvm
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