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    Teh zombies are coming...

    'Scores ill in Peru 'meteor crash'

    Hundreds of people in Peru have needed treatment after an object from space - said to be a meteorite - plummeted to Earth in a remote area, officials say.

    They say the object left a deep crater after crashing down over the weekend near the town of Carancas in the Andes.

    People who visited the scene have been complaining of headaches, vomiting and nausea after inhaling gases. [...]
    We all know what that means. First they get sick and vomit. Then they develop a severe skin problem and start eating brains and body parts...
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    The Panama Canal was really just build to keep the crazy South American zombies away
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    I read that yesterday and thought the same thing... or body snatchers.

    But, never fear, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

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    Originally posted by Patroklos
    The Panama Canal was really just build to keep the crazy South American zombies away
    What a retarded move, considering zombies can walk underwater.
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    Mila will take care of it.

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    What a retarded move, considering zombies can walk underwater.
    Ahhhh, but can they climb 45 foot sheer walls???
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    They can walk along the coastline.
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    Originally posted by Japher
    But, never fear, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
    Is it just me, or are there several of these days a year?
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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    They can walk along the coastline.
    The fishies will eat them

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    Don't be such an idiot. Zombies can even hold their own against sharks.
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    Or make them zombie sharks with a little nibble.

    Killer zombe carp!
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    Don't misquote me please.
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    Don't misquote me please.
    I like the edit tool as well
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    I have a screenie that proves you misquoted me.
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    Sure you do. Labeled DanS.
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    Because you DanSed me.
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    Dammit! We REALLY need that Zombie subforum!!!
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    :zombie:

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    oh no it's The Invasion all over again

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    Nobody seen shaun of the dead? this is a good thing.

    Zombies wont form a union. Plus I want my zombie TV
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    after inhaling gases.


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    Fear not, the Mexicans will make tacos out of them.

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    I think they'll make tacos out of the Mexicans.
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    Either way, it's TACO time!

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    But then teh zombies will be only 40 miles from our suthern border!
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    Originally posted by Theben
    But then teh zombies will be only 40 miles from our suthern border!
    And??????


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    They would have solved the illegal immigration problem by eating all the Mexicans, then when there's no Mexicans left we can nuke the zombies without killing any human beings and save the world to boot.

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