The Panama Canal was really just build to keep the crazy South American zombies away![]()

We all know what that means. First they get sick and vomit. Then they develop a severe skin problem and start eating brains and body parts...'Scores ill in Peru 'meteor crash'
Hundreds of people in Peru have needed treatment after an object from space - said to be a meteorite - plummeted to Earth in a remote area, officials say.
They say the object left a deep crater after crashing down over the weekend near the town of Carancas in the Andes.
People who visited the scene have been complaining of headaches, vomiting and nausea after inhaling gases. [...]![]()
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The Panama Canal was really just build to keep the crazy South American zombies away![]()
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

I read that yesterday and thought the same thing... or body snatchers.
But, never fear, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

What a retarded move, considering zombies can walk underwater.Originally posted by Patroklos
The Panama Canal was really just build to keep the crazy South American zombies away![]()
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Mila will take care of it.
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Ahhhh, but can they climb 45 foot sheer walls???What a retarded move, considering zombies can walk underwater.
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

They can walk along the coastline.![]()
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Is it just me, or are there several of these days a year?Originally posted by Japher
But, never fear, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

The fishies will eat themThey can walk along the coastline.
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"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

Don't be such an idiot. Zombies can even hold their own against sharks.![]()
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Or make them zombie sharks with a little nibble.
Killer zombe carp!![]()
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

Don't misquote me please.
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I like the edit tool as wellDon't misquote me please.![]()
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

I have a screenie that proves you misquoted me.
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Sure you do. Labeled DanS.
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

Because you DanSed me.![]()
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Dammit! We REALLY need that Zombie subforum!!!
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"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

oh no it's The Invasion all over again![]()

Nobody seen shaun of the dead? this is a good thing.
Zombies wont form a union. Plus I want my zombie TV
:-p

after inhaling gases.
Alien farts?
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

Fear not, the Mexicans will make tacos out of them.

I think they'll make tacos out of the Mexicans.![]()
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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Either way, it's TACO time!![]()

But then teh zombies will be only 40 miles from our suthern border!
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

And??????Originally posted by Theben
But then teh zombies will be only 40 miles from our suthern border!
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I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.
They wouldn't cross. 2 reasons. Texas is on the other side.
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"

They would have solved the illegal immigration problem by eating all the Mexicans, then when there's no Mexicans left we can nuke the zombies without killing any human beings and save the world to boot.
Its all good.
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