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    California = Bear
    USSR = Bear
    California = Commies = USSR

    Quod Erat Demonstrandum
    APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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    suddenly it all makes sense...

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    • #3
      And the big, new revelation was............?
      Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
      I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
      Also active on WePlayCiv.

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      • #4
        qft

        those damn liberal commies.

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            Re: California = Bear

            Originally posted by Perfection
            California = Bear
            USSR = Bear
            California = Commies = USSR

            Quod Erat Demonstrandum
            Perfection, you missed a key point....

            California Flag = Russian Bear + Red Star

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            • #7
              Holy frick, that means cali is like double commie!
              APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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              • #8
                "California Uber Alles"

                I am Governor Jerry Brown
                My aura smiles
                And never frowns
                Soon I will be president...

                Carter Power will soon go away
                I will be Fuhrer one day
                I will command all of you
                Your kids will meditate in school
                Your kids will meditate in school!

                [Chorus:]
                California Uber Alles
                California Uber Alles
                Uber Alles California
                Uber Alles California

                Zen fascists will control you
                100% natural
                You will jog for the master race
                And always wear the happy face

                Close your eyes, can't happen here
                Big Bro' on white horse is near
                The hippies won't come back you say
                Mellow out or you will pay
                Mellow out or you will pay!

                [Chorus]

                Now it is 1984
                Knock-knock at your front door
                It's the suede/denim secret police
                They have come for your uncool niece

                Come quietly to the camp
                You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
                Don't you worry, it's only a shower
                For your clothes here's a pretty flower.

                DIE on organic poison gas
                Serpent's egg's already hatched
                You will croak, you little clown
                When you mess with President Brown
                When you mess with President Brown
                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                • #9
                  BTW: Ever since L.A. Mayor Villaraigossa imploded because of his hoochie mistress, there's been a lot of talk of Jerry Brown making another run for the Governorship.

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                  • #10
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • #11
                      APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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