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    Thumbs down My beer bottle is too fat to fit in my beer cozy

    I live such a hard life. I don't know how I overcome these adversities.

    damn mexican beer. but it's good beer and cheap for a dark imported beer. Plus has a foil on the top, so I think it was meant to be poured into a stein. But I like drinking out of the bottle. I guess I like my lips on that phallic shape . Though at a nice restaurant I'll pour it in a glass. I'm civilized like that.

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    Sigh. I miss the old Canadian "stubby" bottles.

    Carry on.
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    Beer in brown glas bottles

    Green glas for beer bottles

    Fully transparent "window" glas for beer

    FACT!
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    Modelo Negro?

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    Sam Adams

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    Oh thank god, this is actually about beer.
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    Originally posted by BeBro
    Beer in brown glas bottles

    Green glas for beer bottles

    Fully transparent "window" glas for beer

    FACT!
    Correct, especially when you're buying an import. It's tough to find a German beer in a green bottle that hasn't at least partially spoiled during it's trip accross the Atlantic. (Unless we're talking about Becks or St. Paulis... then I know that it tasted that bad when it left the brewery)

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    Originally posted by BeBro
    Fully transparent "window" glas for beer
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    Originally posted by Japher
    Modelo Negro?
    that's it. you win the prize. I have no idea what that is.

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    It "Black Label", it's pretty much Corona Dark

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    Quote Originally Posted by loinburger View Post
    Koozie sounds like a euphemism for "vagina," which ironically can also be used to hold beer bottles
    This post should have gone here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorizael View Post
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    I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dis View Post
    that's it. you win the prize. I have no idea what that is.
    Oooh nice choice...I have had quite a few nice Mexican beers in my time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinner View Post
    I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.
    Did he respond at all? He should come back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinner View Post
    I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.
    He's all grown up now. I'm so proud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinner View Post
    I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.
    He dissed you.
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    Indeed.

    Dauphin: No response at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinner View Post
    I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.
    bastard has been busy dealing with a woman on PMS. But I give up. PMS 1: Dis 0.

    Funny, I notice the thread topic, and it sounded like a topic I have experience with, then I noticed who started it...

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    I'm still trying to figure out that timing. How did you know I was here last week when I wasn't even signed in? I was here briefly last week when that other place was down. But I haven't had much time to post there either.

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    So what's been going on? Are you married now or just have a girlfriend?

    BTW someone bumped one of your old threads and that's what kicked off the conversation about what happened to Dis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dis View Post
    I'm still trying to figure out that timing. How did you know I was here last week when I wasn't even signed in? I was here briefly last week when that other place was down. But I haven't had much time to post there either.
    A spambot advertising bottles bumped every thread mentioning beer bottles.
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    It wasn't a spambot. It was Dis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dis View Post
    I'm still trying to figure out that timing. How did you know I was here last week when I wasn't even signed in?

    Aren't you more intrigued over how we managed to find out where you lived, broke into your house, and wiped our knobs on your curtains?
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    Yeah I was wondering about my curtains. I was just curious. It seems if I wasn't logged in, you'd only know I was here because of my IP. But I'm sure it's changed since I posted last. Coincidence I guess. But that still doesn't explain my curtains...

    I just happened to log in last week since CFC was down. Yes I do post over there sometimes, don't ask me why. But I don't have much time for that either. I'm horrible at time management. I find my life is so busy between a woman, trying to play fallout: New Vegas just a little each week, work, keeping up with news, etc.

    So what's been going on? Are you married now or just have a girlfriend?
    Not married, no chance of that happening anytime soon. As improbable as it sounds, I do have a girlfriend. But sometimes I miss the freedom I had when I was single, and had lots of boredom to kill (most of it here ). Then again boredom isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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    Oh I forgot to mention one other detail. I'm giving up drinking for the woman I'm with. So that makes this thread topic a bit out of date so to speak.

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    is "beer cozy" the name of the girl that dis is banging on weekends?
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