¡ATENTAD! ENOUGH! You will listen to the "Banano Konsulejo por la Promulgo de Vero"

[Daddy-O]

¡ATENTAD! BE STILL & LISTEN! The following missive is from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...

Team Banana has sought nothing but friendship and peace from all the Boneco that inhabit Nia Kontinento. We sought only friendship, co-ordination of trade, & science with the Alpha Centurians. Just before this unjust war we sent word about our pioneering settlers who sought a life full of happy on the banks of the Okcidenta Rivero. They would have founded the trade city of Yang's Gate to honor friendship.

Truth told - they were attacked, had their banana ice cream sweets confiscated, and enslaved by our no longer friends. Even after the Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - the Alpha Centurians attacked our unarmed people we offered them the peace and the mercy of the Great Banana - whose name dare not be uttered. The Herezuloj spit on our diplomat and instead offered to shed the blood of our people under the blue skies. The sharp tongued liers thought funny of this and wrote poor haiku in taunting.

This "Banana Consulate for the Promulgation of Truth" (KPV) will be used to make public the continuance of humanity crimes by the Heretics and the glorious triumphs of Homoj de la Banano and Banano-a Unupartiaj Teritoriaj Trupoj (or how you say - Banana's Unilateral Territorial Troopers).

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero KPV
(Disseminator of the Truth)

[UnOrthOdOx]

Sounds like your people should have armed themselves.

Where can I get this bad haiku of taunting?

[Daddy-O]

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...96#post4969396

[UnOrthOdOx]

That is pretty bad haiku...

[Daddy-O]

Ain't that the vero.

[Blake]

This "Banana Consulate for the Promulgation of Truth" (KPV) will be used to make public the continuance of humanity crimes by the Heretics...

Yellow text is a crime against humanity .

[Wise Ass]

I just noticed your sig says steal the fun, is that in reference to something?

And the yellow text is less offensive on the civ3 theme.

[Blake]

I think it's a mild absurdity, it's not possible to steal fun .

[Wise Ass]

LOL That's great, I had heard the song before but never seen that video.

[Addled Platypus]

I'm Brian and so is my wife

[Daddy-O]

¡ATENTAD! YOU ARE LISTENING! The following truth advertising is from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...

In recent times the Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - the Alpha Centurians attacked unarmed women and children in their beds at The Mash. Heroic Banana Warriors seized upon the chance to bring glory to the Great Banana - whose name dare not be uttered. Axeman Sergento Hairy Balls along with the skilled swords of Raspberry and Peaches skillfully defeated the onslaught of the Herezuloj.

You will now rest easy. Everything is going with wellness. The Mash is at normal functioning.

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero KPV

[Daddy-O]

¡ATENTAD! BE STILL & ATTENTIVE! This a proposal from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...

Banana Consulate for the Promulgation of Truth (KPV) makes this proposal.

The Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - the Alpha Centurians are weak and not to be seen for extended time. Maybe they donned Nikes, disbanded hope, and surrendered their souls to the stars. Let all nations acknowledge the victory of the Banana over much rotted tyranny on Nia Kontinento. The Malbonaj Homoj of Ilia Lando are free to choose their own leader of dominance.

Herezuloj, followers of the Yang from Rigil Kentaurus, choose this option or you will suffer more mocking of your impotent war during this time of boredom.

Our leader, the Addled Platypus and his military advisors: Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snorky were seen being in the streets of cities as far flung as Splitsville surrounded by a cheering populous who are pleased with the city's normal and general well functioning. In celebration, women have take to wearing commodes dressed with the sacred and lesser fruits atop their heads.

A return to your apathy is expected.

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero KPV

[Nugog]

[ormuzd]

I really like all the stuff we see from team banana - probably the team who enjoys this game at most

[ChrisiusMaximus]

they are a very fruity bunch

[fed1943]

Daddy-O : it is now too late for them to react.

I bet you can now speak about our wining secret strategy that

began with the Colors Mod and culminated with the v. 1.74.

Best regards,

[Daddy-O]

CM & Ormuzd,
Thank you we take our fruitiness very seriously.

Fed,
I don't think you were given permission to reveal any of our strategy. Please edit your post before Unua Sekureco Oficiro nugog makes a referral for a long term stay to Psikiatria Kuraca Cefo Wise Ass.

[Nugog]

[Nugog]

Originally posted by ormuzd
I really like all the stuff we see from team banana - probably the team who enjoys this game at most

[EPW]

[Will9]

I'm sorry for absence from the public banana threads recently. I do have something to say.

if =
and AC=

then Banana-><-AC

[Wise Ass]

Yeah, we're a pretty big deal.

[EPW]

[Nugog]

Originally posted by EPW

[Will9]

Originally posted by Nugog

[EPW]

Originally posted by Will9

[Will9]

Team banana: the defenders of all smilie posts

[ormuzd]

Originally posted by Will9
Team banana: the defenders of all smilie posts

QFT

[Daddy-O]

¡ATENTAD! HARKEN TO MY VOICE! This is the low down from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...

Glory to the Great Banana - whose name dare not be uttered. As you know the battle continues to fight long. The sacrifices of the Homoj de la Banano will not be forgotten. These sacrifices now bare fruit.

During the seige of The Mash the Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - followers of the Yang from Rigil Kentaurus (RKs) began to see the folly of their ways. Having watched the death of their fellow Axemen and the impotent efforts of the RK Special Forces Sudokus, several RKs forced to the fight, escaped their warmongers and properly begged mercy. Our heroic axemen of the Banano-a Unupartiaj Teritoriaj Trupoj: Musk Melon, Candied Apple, and Pawpaw welcomed them into The Mash, gave them warm banana leaf tea and comforting blankets to ease their lack of warmth. The surrendered Rigil Kentaurians talk of hope for peace among all the Boneco of Nia Kontinento. Our Sergento Itchy Balls is meeting with them now to see if there is a way to reunite them with their families. If not, the exiled RKs will spend the rest of this war in the comforts of The Mash with all needs tended to.

Our leader, the Addled Platypus is often seen surrounded by children full of laughing, & playing the scotch hopping. They are pleased with the city's well functioning schools that promise a fruitful life honoring our leader.

Herezuloj, followers of the Yang from Rigil Kentaurus, this is your chance to surrender. Accept our merciful offering.

You may return to your inattentiveness.

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero

[Nugog]

And thats the truth!