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  • Comedy Civ scenario?

    Seeing as the more mind-boggling threads are picking up, I thought I'd suggest something a bit more light-hearted.

    Would someone care to create a Comedy-Civ scenario?

    I'm thinking a seven-Civ scenario with perhaps some of the following:

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    Civ name: Monty Python (Pythonites)
    Leader(s): Graham Chapman
    Unique unit: The Knights who say 'Nih!'
    Unique building:Spamalot

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    Civ name:Silent Movie
    Leader(s): Marty Feldman, Mel Brooks
    Unique unit: Mild-mannered pervert
    Unique building: Big Movie Studio

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    Civ name: The Office
    Leader(s): David Brent
    Unique unit: Watercooler
    Unique building: Office block

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    Civ name: Fawlty Towers
    Leader(s): John Cleese
    Unique unit: Spanish waiter
    Unique building: Fawlty Towers (a bit un-creative but it's the best I can come up with)

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    Civ name: Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
    Leader: Borat
    Unique Unit: Kazakhstanian Prostitute (oh here we go again)
    Unique building: ?

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    I can see some traits...like Sillyness, Facemaking, Surrealistic....but I can't quite figure out the benefits of each, and which to assign to which...

    That's those I can come up with here and now...please feel free to add suggestions...

    Come to think of it, you might need a new tech tree too...oh well...
    Last edited by MontyMustDie; April 16, 2007, 18:16.

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    Re: Comedy Civ scenario?

    Originally posted by MontyMustDie
    Civ name: Kazakhstan
    Leader: Borat
    Unique Unit: Kazakhstanian Prostitute (oh here we go again)
    Unique building: ?
    This is not comedy

    Borat's Kazakhstan has been confirmed as one of the civs in BtS.
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      My bad. Edited it. Though I'd be suprised if Firaxis plump for Borat as the leader.
      Last edited by MontyMustDie; April 16, 2007, 18:26.

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      • #4
        Re: Comedy Civ scenario?

        Originally posted by MontyMustDie

        Civ name: The Office
        Leader(s): David Brent
        Unique unit: Watercooler
        Unique building: Office block
        I like it! I'd have Gareth with his TA skills as the Office unique unit though!

        I'd include

        Civ name: Black Books
        Leader(s): Bernard Black
        Unique unit: Hot Manny (replaces axeman, has barrage promotion)
        Unique building: Book Shop (replaces library, +50% research but -1 health due to excessive drinking and smoking)

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        • #5
          Civ: Space Balls
          Leader(s): Dark Helmet, President
          UU: Vacuu-Suck Space Ship
          UB: ?
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #6
            You could come up with seven civs just using Monty Python material. The info in the first post would be for a civ called the Round Table. Here are some from the TV show:

            Civ: Piranha Brothers
            Leaders: Doug Piranha, Dinsdale Piranha
            UU: Spiny Norman (giant hedgehog)
            UB: The other other operation

            Civ: Gumbies
            Leader: R. J. Gumby
            UU: Shouting Man!!!!
            UB: Handkerchief knotted on head

            Civ: Spanish Inquisition
            Leader: Cardinal Fang
            UU: Comfy chair
            UB: Torture chamber

            Civ: Monty Pythons
            Leader: "It's" man
            UU: Naked organist
            UB: Argument clinic

            ... and so forth.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LordShiva
              Civ: Space Balls
              Leader(s): Dark Helmet, President
              UU: Vacuu-Suck Space Ship
              UB: ?
              UB: the cleaning statue of liberty
              Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

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              • #8
                Re: Re: Comedy Civ scenario?

                Originally posted by ColdPhoenix


                Unique unit: Hot Manny (replaces axeman, has barrage promotion)
                Unique building: Book Shop (replaces library, +50% research but -1 health due to excessive drinking and smoking)
                Wouldn't it rather be an idea to tweak about the promotions / effects / traits a bit, like, let's say

                Civ name: Monty Python (Pythonites)
                Leader(s): Graham Chapman (Silly, surrealist)
                Unique unit: The Knights who say 'Nih!' (Replaces Knight; Starts with extra Jape, +50 % funny when near shrubbery)
                Unique building: Spamalot (+ 20 % food in every city (on account of them eating ham and jam and spam a lot))

                Don't know if it can be done but it'd add to the scenario.

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