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I, Beta, the Sub-Minister of the Imperial Royal Family (SMIRF) for the Imperial Democracy of Sarantium, am hereby authorized by the appropriate powers of the Sarantine Government, to announce to the world that our nation has adopted Buddhism, and will henceforth recognize Buddha as the supreme Buddhist (picture attached) and abide by the the principles for which he stands: inner peace, and equanamity in facing world issues.
Sarantine citizens have a wide range of reaction to this new development, as may you.
"Omm" is the most common reaction, as many citizens have already converted; Buddha loves all people.
"Wow" is the reaction of those who are too excited by the new philosophy, and need to calm down to convert; Buddha loves all people and recognizes that 'excitement' is a good thing.
"Hah" is the reaction of those who are concerned about this religion thing; Buddha loves all people and recognizes that 'concern' is a good thing.
"Bah" is the reaction of those who are most skeptical of this conversion; Buddha loves all people and recognizes that 'skepticism' is a good thing.
"Meh" is the reaction of those who are completely indifferent to the religion; and yes, Buddha loves all people and recognizes that 'indifference' is a good thing too.
Then there are others who are obsessed with the fact that they cannot see his belly-button
Buddha loves all people and is very wise. He blesses the world and urges all people to seek inner peace.
Ommmmmmmm.
Sarantine citizens have a wide range of reaction to this new development, as may you.
"Omm" is the most common reaction, as many citizens have already converted; Buddha loves all people.
"Wow" is the reaction of those who are too excited by the new philosophy, and need to calm down to convert; Buddha loves all people and recognizes that 'excitement' is a good thing.
"Hah" is the reaction of those who are concerned about this religion thing; Buddha loves all people and recognizes that 'concern' is a good thing.
"Bah" is the reaction of those who are most skeptical of this conversion; Buddha loves all people and recognizes that 'skepticism' is a good thing.
"Meh" is the reaction of those who are completely indifferent to the religion; and yes, Buddha loves all people and recognizes that 'indifference' is a good thing too.
Then there are others who are obsessed with the fact that they cannot see his belly-button
Buddha loves all people and is very wise. He blesses the world and urges all people to seek inner peace.
Ommmmmmmm.
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, 1996-Perot 
, 2004-Bush :|, 2008-Obama :|, 2012-Obama 
|"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years
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