Reply With Quote5 letters... hmmm.
Is it another word for ****
I just touched
My cat's *****, and it's kinda wet.
I'mkinda worried.
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5 letters... hmmm.
Is it another word for ****
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If shes in heat..umm..its a natural processOriginally posted by Oncle Boris
My cat's *****, and it's kinda wet.
I'mkinda worried.
However, if you lingered longer than I assure you it aint natural and ya sure should be worried
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Sure it wasnt having a piss?
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What prompted "the touch"?
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She, huh, asked for it, by laying on her back.
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let us discuss the morality of this
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Often, the animal is more tahn willingj - Spiffor
"The boastful seeks the company of parasites." (Spinoza)
It's gotta be something stupid... like belly.
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Boris has sex with animals! Boris has sex with animals!
Or was it her mouth that was wet?
So why the "Or"? Could still be.
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I'm trying to picture this being used in a courtOriginally posted by Oncle Boris
She, huh, asked for it, by laying on her back..
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
Atleast its not a dear...
Spec.
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Spay your *****!
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Watcha talking about, Uncle?She, huh, asked for it, by laying on her back.
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And your telling us this because....
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I once had a roomate with a cat that wasn't spade. The cat was always in heat. One time another roomate was petting the cat while she sat on him.. (normal like). She left a damp spot on his shirt.
Honestly, get your cat taken care of. Now only does this make ner not live as long, but also she isn't happy a lot of the time. Besides the risk of babies.
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sometimesOriginally posted by Oncle Boris
Often, the animal is more tahn willingj - Spiffor
But when they do, they're more than willing
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I have never touched my dogs you know what. I don't even know where it is (I barely know where the human one is). There's a bunch of hair covering it I think. I just don't poke around down there. I doubt my dog would like that. I leave that to the professionals (I'm talking about vets you pervs)
Was it shovelled?Originally posted by Jon Miller
I once had a roomate with a cat that wasn't spade.
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Originally posted by nostromo
Watcha talking about, Uncle?@ picture
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