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    hm I just touched

    My cat's *****, and it's kinda wet.

    I'mkinda worried.
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    5 letters... hmmm.

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    Re: I just touched

    Originally posted by Oncle Boris
    My cat's *****, and it's kinda wet.

    I'mkinda worried.
    If shes in heat..umm..its a natural process

    However, if you lingered longer than I assure you it aint natural and ya sure should be worried

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    Sure it wasnt having a piss?
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    What prompted "the touch"?
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    She, huh, asked for it, by laying on her back.
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    let us discuss the morality of this

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    Need we?
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    Often, the animal is more tahn willingj - Spiffor
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    It's gotta be something stupid... like belly.
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    Boris has sex with animals! Boris has sex with animals!

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    Or was it her mouth that was wet?

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    So why the "Or"? Could still be.
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    Originally posted by Oncle Boris
    She, huh, asked for it, by laying on her back.
    I'm trying to picture this being used in a court .
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    Atleast its not a dear...

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    lmfao @ this thread

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    I need a foot massage

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    She, huh, asked for it, by laying on her back.
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    And your telling us this because....
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    drunk thread

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    I once had a roomate with a cat that wasn't spade. The cat was always in heat. One time another roomate was petting the cat while she sat on him.. (normal like). She left a damp spot on his shirt.

    Honestly, get your cat taken care of. Now only does this make ner not live as long, but also she isn't happy a lot of the time. Besides the risk of babies.

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    Originally posted by Oncle Boris
    Often, the animal is more tahn willingj - Spiffor
    sometimes

    But when they do, they're more than willing
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    I have never touched my dogs you know what. I don't even know where it is (I barely know where the human one is ). There's a bunch of hair covering it I think. I just don't poke around down there. I doubt my dog would like that. I leave that to the professionals (I'm talking about vets you pervs)

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    Originally posted by Jon Miller
    I once had a roomate with a cat that wasn't spade.

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    Was it shovelled?

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    Originally posted by nostromo


    Watcha talking about, Uncle?
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