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    Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer
    Thursday, December 14, 2006

    AP


    Dec. 13: Richard Lisko holds out one of the extra legs located half way up the leg of a deer he hit with his truck last month near Waucousta, Wis.
    FOND DU LAC, Wis. — Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow, but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway.

    The young buck had nub antlers — and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs.

    "It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity."

    He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit.

    When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.

    "It's a pretty weird deer," he said, describing the extra legs as resembling "crab pinchers."

    "It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it," he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit.

    Warden Doug Bilgo of the state Department of Natural Resources came to Lisko's property near Mud Lake in the town of Osceola to tag the deer.

    "I have never seen anything like that in all the years that I've been working as a game warden and being a hunter myself," Bilgo said. "It wasn't anything grotesque or ugly or anything. It was just unusual that it would have those little appendages growing out like that."

    Bilgo took photos and sent information on the animal to DNR wildlife managers.

    John Hoffman of Eden Meat Market skinned the deer for Lisko, who wasn't going to waste the venison from the animal.

    "And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."
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  • #2
    Sounds like two or more deer in one package.
    http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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    • #3
      Ok, so you run over an almost-octo-intersex deer and you EAT it?!

      Jesus Christ, I'd look for chemical and nuclear plants nearby...

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      • #4
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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