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    hm ZOMFG! Call off the search: "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened"

    Fox plans to broadcast an interview with O.J. Simpson in which the former football star discusses "how he would have committed" the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which he was acquitted, the network said.

    The two-part interview, titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29, the TV network said.

    Simpson has agreed to an "unrestricted" interview with book publisher Judith Regan, Fox said.

    "O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes," the network said in a statement. "In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade."

    The interview will air days before Simpson's new book, "If I Did It," goes on sale Nov. 30. The book, published by Regan, "hypothetically describes how the murders would have been committed."

    In a video clip on the network's Web site, an off-screen interviewer says to Simpson, "You wrote 'I have never seen so much blood in my life.'"

    "I don't think any two people could be murdered without everybody being covered in blood," Simpson responds.

    Simpson, who now lives in Florida, was acquitted in a criminal trial of the 1994 killings of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman. Simpson was later found liable in 1997 in a wrongful death lawsuit filed by the Goldman family.

    Messages left with Simpson and his attorney Yale Galanter were not immediately returned.
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    Ok we can all stop searching for those columbian hitmen! It seems O.J. wants to finally tell the world what happened

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    I bet he says he would hire a hit man and establish an airtight aliby (and thus he couldn't have done it) which is actualy WAY smarter then totaly Jack-the-Rippering two people in the entryway of a house in the Suburbs. One thing is blatantly obvious, if OJ did it he didn't do any planning at all untill it came time to assemble the dream-team.
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    Now we need "Teh Murderer Worshippe Thread"
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    This guy makes me sick. Not only did he kill two people and get away with it, now he (again) tries to capitalize off the killings. And will likely get away with this as well.

    Someone really ought to convince him that it's perfectly safe to play golf during thunderstorms. That, in fact, it vastly improves your game.

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    He must really need the money.

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    He apparently spent most of what he had on his defence.

    I can't imagine the sponsorship and movie deals have been rolling in since then
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    Sick

    You'd think he could've at least got a sponsorship from a glove company, though. His agent must be awful...
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    Originally posted by KrazyHorse
    He apparently spent most of what he had on his defence.

    I can't imagine the sponsorship and movie deals have been rolling in since then
    no more Naked Gun movies for him to star in. Poor Nordburg.

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    Re: ZOMFG! Call off the search: "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened"

    Originally posted by korn469


    It seems O.J. wants to finally tell the world what happened
    WTF are you on about? It clearly is a case of OJ engaging in the hypothetical. No I'm sure he is doing this exercise in order to help out his ongoing investigation so that he can try to find the true killer.

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    He would have hid the gloves.

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    Re: Re: ZOMFG! Call off the search: "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happene

    Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe


    WTF are you on about? It clearly is a case of OJ engaging in the hypothetical. No I'm sure he is doing this exercise in order to help out his ongoing investigation so that he can try to find the true killer.

    BEARS!!!!
    Ummmm no. He needs money thats all.

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    I wonder what his next book will be..."Dancing on graves for fun and profit?" Nah, too obvious.
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    "If I were to dance on graves for fun and profit, here is how I'd do it"
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    Originally posted by Arrian
    "If I were to dance on graves for fun and profit, here is how I'd do it"

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    Kato Kailin, scam artist of recorded history.

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    Only Fox...

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    Yep
    What?

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    If anyone cares, they cancelled this show. Apparantly they are only now realizing it wasn't the best of all ideas.

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    And the book too.
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    Fools, their only weting the taste buds, it will be back (remember O.J. has no other source of income)
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    This is seriously weak. The man killed two people and now he's there to make more money out of it?

    EVEN if he was innocent, which is just extremely unlikely, he would be still making money from the murder of his ex-wife and some other dude, telling how he would have murdered his own wife. His kids must be loving this stuff.

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    He should be doing burgers at McDonalds!

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    He still owes 30+ million to the families because of the verdict in the civil trial.

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    Originally posted by Impaler[WrG]
    Fools, their only weting the taste buds, it will be back (remember O.J. has no other source of income)
    He has his NFL pension which the civil judgement cannot touch IIUC. And the Brown family says that someone else is holding money for him.
    What?

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    Prediction: eventually, OJ will do porn.
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    If I were in the Simpson family, I would put a round in him.

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