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  • Best way to get over a girl.

    The poll says it all.
    39
    Getting drunk! (Just make sure there isn't a phone around so you don't drunk dial her)
    17.95%
    7
    Pretending you're mature but secretly shredding everything which reminds you of her.
    2.56%
    1
    Go have sex with her best friend or failing that the blond who she got jealous of last week.
    33.33%
    13
    Make yourself really busy and pretend to be over her when people continually ask you "How are things with your girlfriend?".
    12.82%
    5
    Lock yourself in your room with nothing but an internet connection, some lube, and a stack of porn.
    10.26%
    4
    Make a good show of going about your life and just don't think about women.
    0.00%
    0
    Try to win her back with a big dinner and lots of flowers.
    0.00%
    0
    Have a nice little bonfire with all the tooth brushes, hair care products, clothes, and other things she left at your house.
    5.13%
    2
    Bananas are the anwser.
    17.95%
    7
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  • #2
    I wanted to vote for the bonfire, too. Unfortunately, one must suffice.

    "Make yourself really busy and pretend to be over her when people continually ask you "How are things with your girlfriend?".
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      I'd ask her to stay squatted and keep her head down a bit.

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      • #4
        I voted for the sex one.

        You breaking up too, Oerdin? Sucks eh?
        Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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        • #5
          I'd go on and live my life as usual, that is, lock myself in my room with nothing but an internet connection, some lube, and a stack of porn.
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          • #6
            If you get drunk, tomorrow still comes. Solves nada.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Get a new hobby and also the latest gadget you wanted. Go to Hooters with your friends and eat quesadillas and 3 pitchers of beer. Sleep late and when you wake up, go to a gym and get a good work out, while reflecting your life and admitting you have done a good job and it's only going to be better from this day on.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                If you get drunk, tomorrow still comes. Solves nada.
                Did that yesterday. The morning still came only I spent today hung over at work. Not fun.
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                • #9
                  Go get yourself a rebound girl.
                  Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Best way to get over a girl.

                    Originally posted by Oerdin
                    Best way to get over a girl.
                    Obviously, to get under a new one.

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                    • #11
                      Go do another chick or three. Whatever you do, don't try to win her back.
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Follow Pekka advice!
                        bleh

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                        • #13
                          Sex. As much as I hate to admit it, both times I haven't got over my ex until I slept with someone else. However I think finding someone to have a relationship works even better.
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                          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                          But he would think of something

                          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                          • #14
                            Then just go rent one. No need in dragging some woman's feelings through it.

                            I'm going to get struck by lightning yet.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Re: Best way to get over a girl.

                              Originally posted by Oerdin
                              The poll says it all.
                              Not quite.

                              My answer is, go flirting in a bar or a club. Meet other women, as much as you need to. Then you have so many calling, you dont have time to think about your ex.

                              That's MY solution.



                              Spec.
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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