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    Drunk people are boring.
    corollary: frats suck
    corollary: drunk girls do suck, but I don't want to mess with that ****

    Pittsburg was advertised as cold, dammit. I come from a ****ing swamp and it's [usually] not that hot and humid.

    Free food tastes better.
    corollary: free pizza is the stuff of heaven

    LDR's are

    Koreans suck, particularly the international students, because they all clump together and talk in Korean all day. This is puzzling to me, since there weren't any fewer Asians at my HS...

    Being an AP whore was the right choice

    Free condoms provide hours of fun.

    University internet ****ing rocks.

    There's 9GB of lesbian porn on the university filesharing network.

    Don't let your room get turned into the floor's lounge - invade someone else's room instead.

    Everything is on facebook.

    It is as I suspected: 99% of hot girls are Asian

  • #2
    You sound like a former schoolmate/dormmate of mine ... with the asian fetish ... you'd better grow some hair, though, my understanding is that the asian girls liked him due to his chewbacca look
    <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
    I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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    • #3
      I'm the token whitey in most of the groups of friends I'm in so far, and I'm pretty hairy anyway the funny thing is I'm actually darker than a lot of them.

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      • #4
        lol...

        Anyway, i'm going to remember your complaint about Pittsburgh's temperature in a few months
        <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
        I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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        • #5
          Heat is really easy to make, besides which we have heat just not AC.

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          • #6
            Drunk people are boring.
            To sober people. They tend to find themselves (and often one another) fascinating, though. Plus, in vino, veritas.

            corollary: frats suck
            Depends on the fraternity (the specific chapter). Mine didn't suck, but we weren't very typical.

            -Arrian
            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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            • #7
              Re: lessons from college

              Originally posted by Kuciwalker
              Drunk people are boring.
              corollary: frats suck
              corollary: drunk girls do suck, but I don't want to mess with that ****
              True.
              Pittsburg was advertised as cold, dammit. I come from a ****ing swamp and it's [usually] not that hot and humid.

              Free food tastes better.
              corollary: free pizza is the stuff of heaven
              True.
              LDR's are

              Koreans suck, particularly the international students, because they all clump together and talk in Korean all day. This is puzzling to me, since there weren't any fewer Asians at my HS...

              Being an AP whore was the right choice

              Free condoms provide hours of fun.

              University internet ****ing rocks.
              True. (particularly 8 years ago)
              There's 9GB of lesbian porn on the university filesharing network.
              Only?
              Don't let your room get turned into the floor's lounge - invade someone else's room instead.
              True. But I didn't have that concern.
              Everything is on facebook.

              It is as I suspected: 99% of hot girls are Asian
              Note sure of that, there are hot girls of every race. And what race has the hottest girls seems to vary by where you are in the country.

              JM
              Jon Miller-
              I AM.CANADIAN
              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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              • #8
                Asian girls are hot, though, it's true.

                -Arrian
                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                • #9
                  Many are.

                  I always like to say, there are hot chicks of every race.. but eskimoes.. I have never seen a hot eskimo.

                  Jon Miller
                  (if you are a hot eskimo, I would be interested in proof of your hotness. I am reachable by PM!)
                  (females only please, I am not fit to judge male hotness)
                  Jon Miller-
                  I AM.CANADIAN
                  GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                  • #10


                    JM.

                    -Arrian
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • #11
                      Re: lessons from college

                      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                      Drunk people are boring.
                      Unless you're one of them


                      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                      Koreans suck, particularly the international students, because they all clump together and talk in Korean all day.
                      QFT! My fellow international students and I complained about them all the time because of this!


                      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                      Free condoms provide hours of fun.
                      QFT


                      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                      There's 9GB of lesbian porn on the university filesharing network.
                      I went to a college of 1,300 students, and we had more than that.


                      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                      Everything is on facebook.
                      I wonder if I should add you to my friends list...


                      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                      It is as I suspected: 99% of hot girls are Asian
                      Asian fetishes
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jon Miller
                        Many are.

                        I always like to say, there are hot chicks of every race.. but eskimoes.. I have never seen a hot eskimo.

                        Jon Miller
                        (if you are a hot eskimo, I would be interested in proof of your hotness. I am reachable by PM!)
                        (females only please, I am not fit to judge male hotness)
                        did you see the Canadian Inuit film, "The Fast Runner"?
                        "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                        • #13
                          University of Pittsburgh? Damn. That means you're closer to my girlfriend than I am.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lorizael
                            University of Pittsburgh? Damn. That means you're closer to my girlfriend than I am
                            Fixed
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              AP credits are great, if for no other reason than giving you priority when registering for classes.

                              Do not attempt to remove a cow from a near-by dairy barn when drunk….

                              In Physics you need to have the right answer. In Economics you just need to be close.

                              Engineering is really the pre-Business major.

                              Economics is really the pre-Government and Politics major.

                              … and take it to your ex-gf’s dorm….

                              You can’t correct a punch card by erasing it.

                              Make sure the people in your study group are at least as smart as you are.

                              You can find small classes even in a large university, but the timing may be tricky.

                              … and stuff it in the elevator….

                              Mechanical pencils are a necessity for solving differential equations or any other laborious task.

                              If the fire alarm goes off at 4AM enough times, you learn to sleep through it.

                              … because it leaves quite a mess ….

                              Hallway hockey can be fun, if you put enough water on the floor.

                              Hallway lacrosse can be fun, but you better have a really good goalie standing in front of the window.

                              Hallway football just doesn’t work.

                              Building your own computer model of the economy is the coolest course ever.

                              Roman History and Numerical Analysis aren’t bad either.

                              … and won’t come back down ….

                              Drinking chocolate milk beforehand will prevent you from losing your voice at a football or basketball game.

                              Grad school applications and other important work are best done at 4AM.

                              If somebody is smart enough to solve trigonometric integrals when they are completely stoned on the floor, they are smart enough to earn a Ph. D. from Stanford (in just three years).

                              … until the police drug it and drag it out.

                              What you learn about people is just as important as what you learn in your courses.

                              Your best friends from college can still be great friends 30 years later.
                              Old posters never die.
                              They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....

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