Reply With QuoteYou sound like a former schoolmate/dormmate of mine ... with the asian fetish ... you'd better grow some hair, though, my understanding is that the asian girls liked him due to his chewbacca look
Drunk people are boring.
corollary: frats suck
corollary: drunk girls do suck, but I don't want to mess with that ****
Pittsburg was advertised as cold, dammit. I come from a ****ing swamp and it's [usually] not that hot and humid.
Free food tastes better.
corollary: free pizza is the stuff of heaven
LDR's are
Koreans suck, particularly the international students, because they all clump together and talk in Korean all day. This is puzzling to me, since there weren't any fewer Asians at my HS...
Being an AP whore was the right choice
Free condoms provide hours of fun.
University internet ****ing rocks.
There's 9GB of lesbian porn on the university filesharing network.
Don't let your room get turned into the floor's lounge - invade someone else's room instead.
Everything is on facebook.
It is as I suspected: 99% of hot girls are Asian
You sound like a former schoolmate/dormmate of mine ... with the asian fetish ... you'd better grow some hair, though, my understanding is that the asian girls liked him due to his chewbacca look
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.
I'm the token whitey in most of the groups of friends I'm in so far, and I'm pretty hairy anyway
lol...
Anyway, i'm going to remember your complaint about Pittsburgh's temperature in a few months
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.
Heat is really easy to make, besides which we have heat just not AC.
To sober people. They tend to find themselves (and often one another) fascinating, though. Plus, in vino, veritas.Drunk people are boring.
Depends on the fraternity (the specific chapter). Mine didn't suck, but we weren't very typical.corollary: frats suck
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
True.Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Drunk people are boring.
corollary: frats suck
corollary: drunk girls do suck, but I don't want to mess with that ****
True.Pittsburg was advertised as cold, dammit. I come from a ****ing swamp and it's [usually] not that hot and humid.
Free food tastes better.
corollary: free pizza is the stuff of heaven
True. (particularly 8 years ago)LDR's are
Koreans suck, particularly the international students, because they all clump together and talk in Korean all day. This is puzzling to me, since there weren't any fewer Asians at my HS...
Being an AP whore was the right choice
Free condoms provide hours of fun.
University internet ****ing rocks.
Only?There's 9GB of lesbian porn on the university filesharing network.
True. But I didn't have that concern.Don't let your room get turned into the floor's lounge - invade someone else's room instead.
Note sure of that, there are hot girls of every race. And what race has the hottest girls seems to vary by where you are in the country.Everything is on facebook.
It is as I suspected: 99% of hot girls are Asian
JM
Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Asian girls are hot, though, it's true.
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
Many are.
I always like to say, there are hot chicks of every race.. but eskimoes.. I have never seen a hot eskimo.
Jon Miller
(if you are a hot eskimo, I would be interested in proof of your hotness. I am reachable by PM!)
(females only please, I am not fit to judge male hotness)
Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
Unless you're one of themOriginally posted by Kuciwalker
Drunk people are boring.
QFT! My fellow international students and I complained about them all the time because of this!Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Koreans suck, particularly the international students, because they all clump together and talk in Korean all day.
QFTOriginally posted by Kuciwalker
Free condoms provide hours of fun.
Originally posted by Kuciwalker
There's 9GB of lesbian porn on the university filesharing network.I went to a college of 1,300 students, and we had more than that.
Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Everything is on facebook.I wonder if I should add you to my friends list...
Asian fetishesOriginally posted by Kuciwalker
It is as I suspected: 99% of hot girls are Asian
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
did you see the Canadian Inuit film, "The Fast Runner"?Originally posted by Jon Miller
Many are.
I always like to say, there are hot chicks of every race.. but eskimoes.. I have never seen a hot eskimo.
Jon Miller
(if you are a hot eskimo, I would be interested in proof of your hotness. I am reachable by PM!)
(females only please, I am not fit to judge male hotness)
"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
University of Pittsburgh? Damn. That means you're closer to my girlfriend than I am.
FixedOriginally posted by Lorizael
University of Pittsburgh? Damn. That means you're closer to my girlfriend than I am
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
AP credits are great, if for no other reason than giving you priority when registering for classes.
Do not attempt to remove a cow from a near-by dairy barn when drunk….
In Physics you need to have the right answer. In Economics you just need to be close.
Engineering is really the pre-Business major.
Economics is really the pre-Government and Politics major.
… and take it to your ex-gf’s dorm….
You can’t correct a punch card by erasing it.
Make sure the people in your study group are at least as smart as you are.
You can find small classes even in a large university, but the timing may be tricky.
… and stuff it in the elevator….
Mechanical pencils are a necessity for solving differential equations or any other laborious task.
If the fire alarm goes off at 4AM enough times, you learn to sleep through it.
… because it leaves quite a mess ….
Hallway hockey can be fun, if you put enough water on the floor.
Hallway lacrosse can be fun, but you better have a really good goalie standing in front of the window.
Hallway football just doesn’t work.
Building your own computer model of the economy is the coolest course ever.
Roman History and Numerical Analysis aren’t bad either.
… and won’t come back down ….
Drinking chocolate milk beforehand will prevent you from losing your voice at a football or basketball game.
Grad school applications and other important work are best done at 4AM.
If somebody is smart enough to solve trigonometric integrals when they are completely stoned on the floor, they are smart enough to earn a Ph. D. from Stanford (in just three years).
… until the police drug it and drag it out.
What you learn about people is just as important as what you learn in your courses.
Your best friends from college can still be great friends 30 years later.
Old posters never die.
They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....
He's at CMU
That's not the real world. Your job has little to do with the sort of thing most people do for a living. - Agathon
If social security were private, it would be prosecuted as a Ponzi scheme.
Still closer!Originally posted by pchang
He's at CMU
Engineering is really the pre-Business major.
Make sure the people in your study group are at least as smart as you are.
Studying with morons is fun and good for your ego, but studying with people on your level and higher beats everything else as far as the "maximum grades for minimal effort" strategy is concerned.
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.
Mechanical pencils are a necessity for solving differential equations or any other laborious task.
Real Men do math with a pen :P
re: the porn, that's all I know of after a cursory search
The way the network works is, you have to share 5 GB from your HD to access the network. I just heard about one guy who met that requirement by adding his lesbian porn collection.
God, I miss college.
-connorkimbro
"We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."
-theonion.com
If you live anywhere near Durham, NC it's even.Originally posted by Lorizael
Still closer!
I had like 20 GB last year. And I hadn't acquired any for a long time.Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Mechanical pencils are a necessity for solving differential equations or any other laborious task.
Real Men do math with a pen :P
re: the porn, that's all I know of after a cursory search
The way the network works is, you have to share 5 GB from your HD to access the network. I just heard about one guy who met that requirement by adding his lesbian porn collection.
JM
(deletd it all in Febuary)
Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Try Gaithersburg.Originally posted by Kuciwalker
If you live anywhere near Durham, NC it's even.
Edit: Err, which is, yes, closer to North Carolina than Pittsburgh is.
University internet ****ing rocks.
Just wait til more people get on campus, you hit their quota, you get a C&D letter from the administration for some of your activities, etc.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
You should be there to protect her from the lacrosse players.Originally posted by Kuciwalker
If you live anywhere near Durham, NC it's even.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer
750 MB wireless, 2 GB wired (unlimited if local) per day, averaged over the week. Plus I don't download much. And it's nice and fast.Originally posted by Asher
University internet ****ing rocks.
Just wait til more people get on campus, you hit their quota, you get a C&D letter from the administration for some of your activities, etc.
Me too.Originally posted by connorkimbro
God, I miss college.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Kuci, you need to unwind.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...43755894&hl=en
This is a better way to unwind.Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
Kuci, you need to unwind.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...43755894&hl=en
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
/back from 2 hours of Ultimate practiceOriginally posted by Harry Tuttle
Kuci, you need to unwind.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...43755894&hl=en
I'm winded, not wound up
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