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  1. June 22, 2006, 07:54 #1
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    Happy Birthday to our favourite Lithuanian!

    (before people miss out on it)



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    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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    We have a favorite Lithuanian?
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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    This time around I DIN'T HAVE TO ASK HIM DO THAT!





    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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  5. June 22, 2006, 08:01 #5
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    NOT CHE!
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    We have a favorite Lithuanian?
    (just make the man happy and wish him a HB ok?)
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    HAPPY B-DAY SOLVER, er, SARAS!
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  8. June 22, 2006, 08:06 #8
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    Che, i still luvz ya for the recipes way back.
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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  9. June 22, 2006, 08:08 #9
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    And happy birthday to el freako! Too bad he's not been around too much.
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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    What? It's xalien's birthday today?

    Happy Birthday xalien!
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    Ahh Saras! When are you going to make me money? I know you can, so when will you?

    Thanks.

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    too many birthdays...
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    Originally posted by Pekka
    Ahh Saras! When are you going to make me money? I know you can, so when will you?

    Thanks.

    Start a company, bring EBITDA up to 10 mEUR, then give me a call and we'll IPO it
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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    Easier done than said!
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    Easier done than said!
    yeah, I don't even know what EPIBTDA is?!
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    /me is too cool for party hats and dancing. Heads directly to the buffet.

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    Ethcy is too fat for party hats and dancing. Heads direct to the buffet.
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    I'm quite good in shape with a tendency rather to underweight than overweight. Not geeky skinny though.
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    Yes! Happy Birthday!

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    It seems to be everyone's birthday around this time
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    sex is good all year round
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    Saras!!!
    happy birthday and good new year!
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