Woman doesn't realize her husband was a woman!!?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...e_id=1770&ct=5
Actually I may have mentioned elsewhere that I wanted to get married. But if this is what marriage is about, then maybe not. How can you be married and not know this? That doesn't seem like my idea of marriage. Marrige should have lots of sex and nudity.
This is the part that gets me:
It seems to me married sex isn't very good then.He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex
Originally posted by Dis
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...e_id=1770&ct=5
Actually I may have mentioned elsewhere that I wanted to get married. But if this is what marriage is about, then maybe not. How can you be married and not know this? That doesn't seem like my idea of marriage. Marrige should have lots of sex and nudity.
This is the part that gets me:
It seems to me married sex isn't very good then.This is really worrying (as is your idea of marriage
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Daily Mail? Isn't it similar to Weekly World News and National Enquirer?
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yeah I am strange. I simply wouldn't marry a woman who wouldn't let me see her naked (or didn't want to see me naked). I should probably put this in my wedding vows...Originally posted by Wernazuma III
Right on! (at least between husband and wifeOriginally posted by Dis
Marrige should have lots of sex and nudity.)
You only get out of it what you put into it. (no pun intended, I thinkOriginally posted by Dis
It seems to me married sex isn't very good then.
I'm not too surprised the secret lasted for 17 years. I've known people that were too shy to look too closely (or at all). Their relations were probably a bit infrequent. The lack of children should have raised a flag though.
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It's more like a paper version of Fox News. Only British.Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Daily Mail? Isn't it similar to Weekly World News and National Enquirer?
Bah. S/he's a piker compared to jazz musician Billy Tipton, who was married five times to women who didn't know s/he was a woman, too.
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Isn't that the same thing?Originally posted by Zulu Elephant
It's more like a paper version of Fox News. Only British.
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I don't know what to say butOriginally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Bah. S/he's a piker compared to jazz musician Billy Tipton, who was married five times to women who didn't know s/he was a woman, too.
you figure once they'd walk in him getting out of the shower.
Originally posted by Dis
Woman doesn't realize her husband was a woman!!?
17 years?Originally posted by Dis
He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex
How could she not have noticed this sooner? A few weeks can be "accepted"... but 17 years?
Originally posted by Dis
Marrige should have lots of sex and nudity.
This space is empty... or is it?
Marrige should have lots of sex and nudity.
If you do want a lot of sex, never get married, cuz those two don't really go well together.
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Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
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women are stupid
This woman is lesbian deep inside in her heart, you know, in the next 20 years she'll discover that..
"I was a lesbian for 40 years and didn't know it!2'
In da butt.
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Don't say that, I'd think you'd need be pretty smart to pass for a man for seventeen years, including during sex.Originally posted by Illur
women are stupid
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
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LC, that's one of the most skilled spins I've seen in a long time
In da butt.
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"homemade appliance"?!?
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Yeah It also happened in America..um..here is part of the article..older dude too..Originally posted by Vince278
"homemade appliance"?!?
An old man, Mr. Kelly , was living in a nursing home. One day he
appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Kelly "My private part died today,
and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kelly, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Kelly was walking down the hall with his
private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Kelly ," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Kelly, "I told you yesterday that
my private part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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Now why you gotta go start stuffOriginally posted by Illur
women are stupid
That makes me so mad when guys automatically call all women stupid, maybe ignorant because they dont know everything.
I mean, take for example the brunette and the Blonde talking one day. The Brunette was intelligent and told of her boyfriend who had a bad case of dandruff. The Blonde was in horror, asked "what did you do?"
The Brunette said softly and with an understanding tone "I just gave him some Head and Shoulders"
Now the Blonde was mortified, fearing the same thing could befall her boyfriend, she welled up with a tear in her eye, and whispered back to the brunette" I know how to GIVE HEAD but how do you give shoulders?"
Did anyone have Ryan Dunn From Jackass FAME? He died in a fiery car crash speeding after being in a bar. And to think, everyone thought he would die doing something stupid-rah
You don't want to know.Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
but how do you give shoulders?"
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
2004 Presidential Candidate
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Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
Now why you gotta go start stuff
That makes me so mad when guys automatically call all women stupid, maybe ignorant because they dont know everything.
Illur is a woman, I think
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