Reply With QuoteI missed this thread. I would like to put myself in for the running for Apolyton Moderator. As you can all tell from my age, I'm one of the more responsible off-topic posters. I haven't been banned in a long time.
Originally posted by Dauphin
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Yes, but for reasons entirely unconnected with this ballet of spastics.
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I missed this thread. I would like to put myself in for the running for Apolyton Moderator. As you can all tell from my age, I'm one of the more responsible off-topic posters. I haven't been banned in a long time.
Dis would be a terrible mod. He'd . . .uh. . .ban people indiscriminately and post pics of angry lesbians!
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Yay. Dis for mod!
Originally posted by DaShi
Dis would be a terrible mod. He'd . . .uh. . .ban people indiscriminately and post pics of angry lesbians!, though I'm not sure why I'd be posting pictures of angry lesbians.
and I can't pass up the obvious troll response: "you mean the moderators already don't ban people indiscriminately?
Well... they don't have to be angryOriginally posted by Dis
This space is empty... or is it?
Lesbian pics, angry or otherwise.
My God, were you born this way, or did you take up spamming for +1s later, DrSpike?
Were you born miserable and humourless or are we just seeing the result of years of practice?
Deities don't need +1's.
I on the other hand, need about 500 more...
Ideally, for this mod job, you want someone bureaucratic, pedantic, ruthlessly devoted to The Rules, with no form of life to interfere, and so anally-retentive that they have to be crow-barred out of chairs.
The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
Community posts give you +1's?
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
Why do you think all these spammers are here?
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they really care about the Apolyton community?
thanks to KH, wezil, Doc, Eli and Spif for the kind words. (solver and Adagio were just joking, I think)
However I dont want to be a mod.
Oh wait. I do want to be a mod. As part of my campaign I promise to delete all threads about religion not featuring at least 10 references to Reconstructionist Judaism, to institute Hebrew language and French language threads to complement the Finnish ones (and to post in them in broken French and Hebrew as much as possible) and to ban anyone i dont like, and in general to be a nuisance.
Hows that?
really, I dont have the time. And I dont want to deal with the s*it that Ming described (really, I didnt know it was THAT bad, though I should have guessed) While i didnt always agree with UR, i appreciate the work he did in a difficult position.
And in case anyone has missed it, the new mod has to be from a non-US time zone.
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I don't want you to be a mod either
Me joking? How dare you?
Things have quite calmed down now, though... I don't think any mod is now getting anywhere near as much abuse as Ming used to get. Then again, off-topic is certainly the most "volatile" place to moderate.
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Ideally, for this mod job, you want someone bureaucratic, pedantic, ruthlessly devoted to The Rules, with no form of life to interfere, and so anally-retentive that they have to be crow-barred out of chairs.
Hey, you forgot about "fanatical devotion to the Pope!"
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There's an OT forum?? I thought that's what Civ4-General was for...Originally posted by Nikolai
No, they should appoint LordShiva.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
I'm in.Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Ideally, for this mod job, you want someone bureaucratic, pedantic, ruthlessly devoted to The Rules, with no form of life to interfere, and so anally-retentive that they have to be crow-barred out of chairs.
What?
Given that anyone that wants the job should be excluded, and anyone that doesn't want it should say no, what we really need is a schizophrenic. It would be quite good fun - ban Asher one day, then the next unban him and post about how great Microsoft are.
I've never been diagnosed, but I meet several of the major qualifying factors for schizophrenia. In fact, the only thing I don't do is hallucinate. At least, not that I know of...
you are actually hallucinating that you don't hallucinate.
Well, I don't want the job, but I'm actually schizophrenic. And so am I.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
Kind of silly to give it to someone who doesn't want the job, since obiously, they don't want the job.
Makes more sense to give it to someone like me who wants the job.
Actually I don't really want it. It's too tough for me to post everday. I get busy with work and stuff.
I'd like to see Asher be made mod.
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I somehow think this thread must be the single most informative thread Markos could have got for his decisionmaking.
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That was the plan. The mod's first task can be to delete the thread.
So did they appoint someone yet... Seems a long thread with no result if not.
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