The last "Excellent Adventure" was right before the last World Cup and I've been not doing any stories for a while, but I thought why not (I had an idea... not a good one, but idea nonetheless).
As for you wondering why this is here, and not in the Stories' forum, I have a special dispensation from God-Emperor, no strike that, Lord Commander, no wait, Our Lord and Savior, yeah I think that one is it, Ming.
So awaaaaay we go!
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*Somewhere in Texas - where it is dry and hot and very Christian*
Imran: Dumbassrednecksayswhat?
Sloww: Huh?
Imran: *crap* Dumbassrednecksayswhat?
Sloww: eh?
Imran: ****** Stupidsisterbanginginbredhicksayswhat?
Sloww: What?
Imran: Ah, I was just using the wrong title!
Sloww: Who are you? Get off my lawn!
Imran: It's me, Sloww, Imran!
Sloww: Im-raaahn? What are you doing here?
Imran: Look at the title of the thread. We are predestined to have an "Excellent Adventure"!
Sloww: Well kiss me and call me bigboy!
Imran:
Sloww: Wha?
Imran: (muttering) Screwy ass southern sayings....
Sloww: You Damn Yankee! I heard that! We should have kicked your ass in the Civil War.
*suddenly a POOF sounds in the corner of Sloww's yard. Purple smoke filters out of a fissure in the ground and a shadow of a man is seen behind the cloud. The shadow seems somewhat.. unfunny*
Sloww: What is that?
Imran: *thinks* Oh ****. Did you mention something homosexual and the Civil War?
Sloww: Oh no.. It isn't....
Imran: It is!!
MrFun: Hi everyone! I hope you are have a tolerant day!!
Imran: ****.
Sloww: Er... hi, MrFun.
MrFun: HIYA! What are you guys up to! Can I come along?! Pleeeeease!
Imran: Er... {Sloww, say something}
Sloww: {Why me, you say something}
Imran: {My name is first in the title *points up*}
Sloww: {This is the last time I let your write an OP}
Imran:
Sloww: So, ah... MrFun. I never understood why so many people hate gay people...
MrFun: Sloww! You symphatize with my people .
Sloww: I mean all gay people want is to be happy...
MrFun: THAT'S RIGHT!!
Sloww: I don't know they are so pessimistic...
MrFun: Huh?
Sloww: You know, they.. uh.. don't like it when people are laughing and having a good time.
MrFun:
Imran: {In this context, Sloww... gay doesn't mean happy}
Slow: {What does it mean?}
Imran: {It means he has sex with guys}
Sloww: EWWW! GROSS!!
MrFun: I heard that! You just can stand it when people are happy!
Sloww: No, no, I like people being happy, that is why I like gay people, but I don't like gay people.
Imran:
MrFun: You bigot! I hate you!
Sloww: I hate you more! Frenchie!
MrFun: Frenchie?
Imran: {Generic Texan insult}
MrFun: {Thanks} Sloww, this the last straw! It's time to get it on!
Sloww: I ain't getting anything on with you!
MrFun: NO! A fight!
Imran: Maybe you shouldn't do that with your arm when you say that
MrFun:
Sloww: Ok! Bring it on (said Bush style, of course)!
Imran slowly begins the back away as MrFun and Sloww start getting into the "Rumble positions".
Sloww: Where are you going?
Imran: Got to get to the airport... this excellent adventure is going to be mostly held in Germany.
Sloww: Germ...
Imran: The country that kicked France's ass...
Sloww: Ah
Imran: ... for the 2006 SOCCER WORLD CUP!
Sloww: Soccer? That's so gay!
*continue (if not aware its a story thread where the story is written by a small group of people... usually 5-7, but there is no law about it or anything [or is there..], so go on... I'll write another part soon enough)*
As for you wondering why this is here, and not in the Stories' forum, I have a special dispensation from God-Emperor, no strike that, Lord Commander, no wait, Our Lord and Savior, yeah I think that one is it, Ming.
So awaaaaay we go!
---
*Somewhere in Texas - where it is dry and hot and very Christian*
Imran: Dumbassrednecksayswhat?
Sloww: Huh?
Imran: *crap* Dumbassrednecksayswhat?
Sloww: eh?
Imran: ****** Stupidsisterbanginginbredhicksayswhat?
Sloww: What?
Imran: Ah, I was just using the wrong title!
Sloww: Who are you? Get off my lawn!
Imran: It's me, Sloww, Imran!
Sloww: Im-raaahn? What are you doing here?
Imran: Look at the title of the thread. We are predestined to have an "Excellent Adventure"!
Sloww: Well kiss me and call me bigboy!
Imran:
Sloww: Wha?
Imran: (muttering) Screwy ass southern sayings....
Sloww: You Damn Yankee! I heard that! We should have kicked your ass in the Civil War.
*suddenly a POOF sounds in the corner of Sloww's yard. Purple smoke filters out of a fissure in the ground and a shadow of a man is seen behind the cloud. The shadow seems somewhat.. unfunny*
Sloww: What is that?
Imran: *thinks* Oh ****. Did you mention something homosexual and the Civil War?
Sloww: Oh no.. It isn't....
Imran: It is!!
MrFun: Hi everyone! I hope you are have a tolerant day!!
Imran: ****.
Sloww: Er... hi, MrFun.
MrFun: HIYA! What are you guys up to! Can I come along?! Pleeeeease!
Imran: Er... {Sloww, say something}
Sloww: {Why me, you say something}
Imran: {My name is first in the title *points up*}
Sloww: {This is the last time I let your write an OP}
Imran:
Sloww: So, ah... MrFun. I never understood why so many people hate gay people...
MrFun: Sloww! You symphatize with my people .
Sloww: I mean all gay people want is to be happy...
MrFun: THAT'S RIGHT!!
Sloww: I don't know they are so pessimistic...
MrFun: Huh?
Sloww: You know, they.. uh.. don't like it when people are laughing and having a good time.
MrFun:
Imran: {In this context, Sloww... gay doesn't mean happy}
Slow: {What does it mean?}
Imran: {It means he has sex with guys}
Sloww: EWWW! GROSS!!
MrFun: I heard that! You just can stand it when people are happy!
Sloww: No, no, I like people being happy, that is why I like gay people, but I don't like gay people.
Imran:
MrFun: You bigot! I hate you!
Sloww: I hate you more! Frenchie!
MrFun: Frenchie?
Imran: {Generic Texan insult}
MrFun: {Thanks} Sloww, this the last straw! It's time to get it on!
Sloww: I ain't getting anything on with you!
MrFun: NO! A fight!
Imran: Maybe you shouldn't do that with your arm when you say that
MrFun:
Sloww: Ok! Bring it on (said Bush style, of course)!
Imran slowly begins the back away as MrFun and Sloww start getting into the "Rumble positions".
Sloww: Where are you going?
Imran: Got to get to the airport... this excellent adventure is going to be mostly held in Germany.
Sloww: Germ...
Imran: The country that kicked France's ass...
Sloww: Ah
Imran: ... for the 2006 SOCCER WORLD CUP!
Sloww: Soccer? That's so gay!
*continue (if not aware its a story thread where the story is written by a small group of people... usually 5-7, but there is no law about it or anything [or is there..], so go on... I'll write another part soon enough)*
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