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  • Imran and Slowwhand's World Cup Excellent Adventure

    The last "Excellent Adventure" was right before the last World Cup and I've been not doing any stories for a while, but I thought why not (I had an idea... not a good one, but idea nonetheless).

    As for you wondering why this is here, and not in the Stories' forum, I have a special dispensation from God-Emperor, no strike that, Lord Commander, no wait, Our Lord and Savior, yeah I think that one is it, Ming.

    So awaaaaay we go!

    ---

    *Somewhere in Texas - where it is dry and hot and very Christian*

    Imran: Dumbassrednecksayswhat?

    Sloww: Huh?

    Imran: *crap* Dumbassrednecksayswhat?

    Sloww: eh?

    Imran: ****** Stupidsisterbanginginbredhicksayswhat?

    Sloww: What?

    Imran: Ah, I was just using the wrong title!

    Sloww: Who are you? Get off my lawn!

    Imran: It's me, Sloww, Imran!

    Sloww: Im-raaahn? What are you doing here?

    Imran: Look at the title of the thread. We are predestined to have an "Excellent Adventure"!

    Sloww: Well kiss me and call me bigboy!

    Imran:

    Sloww: Wha?

    Imran: (muttering) Screwy ass southern sayings....

    Sloww: You Damn Yankee! I heard that! We should have kicked your ass in the Civil War.

    *suddenly a POOF sounds in the corner of Sloww's yard. Purple smoke filters out of a fissure in the ground and a shadow of a man is seen behind the cloud. The shadow seems somewhat.. unfunny*

    Sloww: What is that?

    Imran: *thinks* Oh ****. Did you mention something homosexual and the Civil War?

    Sloww: Oh no.. It isn't....

    Imran: It is!!

    MrFun: Hi everyone! I hope you are have a tolerant day!!

    Imran: ****.

    Sloww: Er... hi, MrFun.

    MrFun: HIYA! What are you guys up to! Can I come along?! Pleeeeease!

    Imran: Er... {Sloww, say something}

    Sloww: {Why me, you say something}

    Imran: {My name is first in the title *points up*}

    Sloww: {This is the last time I let your write an OP}

    Imran:

    Sloww: So, ah... MrFun. I never understood why so many people hate gay people...

    MrFun: Sloww! You symphatize with my people .

    Sloww: I mean all gay people want is to be happy...

    MrFun: THAT'S RIGHT!!

    Sloww: I don't know they are so pessimistic...

    MrFun: Huh?

    Sloww: You know, they.. uh.. don't like it when people are laughing and having a good time.

    MrFun:

    Imran: {In this context, Sloww... gay doesn't mean happy}

    Slow: {What does it mean?}

    Imran: {It means he has sex with guys}

    Sloww: EWWW! GROSS!!

    MrFun: I heard that! You just can stand it when people are happy!

    Sloww: No, no, I like people being happy, that is why I like gay people, but I don't like gay people.

    Imran:

    MrFun: You bigot! I hate you!

    Sloww: I hate you more! Frenchie!

    MrFun: Frenchie?

    Imran: {Generic Texan insult}

    MrFun: {Thanks} Sloww, this the last straw! It's time to get it on!

    Sloww: I ain't getting anything on with you!

    MrFun: NO! A fight!

    Imran: Maybe you shouldn't do that with your arm when you say that

    MrFun:

    Sloww: Ok! Bring it on (said Bush style, of course)!

    Imran slowly begins the back away as MrFun and Sloww start getting into the "Rumble positions".

    Sloww: Where are you going?

    Imran: Got to get to the airport... this excellent adventure is going to be mostly held in Germany.

    Sloww: Germ...

    Imran: The country that kicked France's ass...

    Sloww: Ah

    Imran: ... for the 2006 SOCCER WORLD CUP!

    Sloww: Soccer? That's so gay!


    *continue (if not aware its a story thread where the story is written by a small group of people... usually 5-7, but there is no law about it or anything [or is there..], so go on... I'll write another part soon enough)*

    Last edited by Imran Siddiqui; April 19, 2006, 20:46.
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

  • #2
    Yay, about time this thing returns.
    Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

    When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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    • #3
      Comments? Additions? Youth Rights Slogans?
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Pretty damn funny, Imran.


        Sheeeeit. I'm a laughin' suh hawd.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
          Comments? Additions? Youth Rights Slogans?
          I'll get my writing mojo on later.
          Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

          When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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          • #6
            When I was a little kid, USA was the kind of country who would lose 5-0 to Kiribati, but now they are a very decent team, owning mexico in the past years.
            I need a foot massage

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            • #7
              Wow, this is excellent

              Long time.

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              • #8
                Good job so far. So, is this going to take place just in Germany and Texas?

                AND will we be visited by George Carlin and Keanu Reeves?
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                  Wow, this is excellent
                  And excellent ADVENTURE no less!

                  So, is this going to take place just in Germany and Texas?


                  Up to you... I ain't writing this whole story by my lonesome. I'd prefer that we get to Germany at some point... cause that was the point, but if someone wants to keep it longer in Teyhas, well, that's your perogative.

                  Who's next on the story writing board?
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    Mind if I give it a go?
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • #11
                      That's the whole idea... go for it .

                      Add in Polytoners, but not too many at once (we want to keep them wanting in ).
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #12
                        Imran, maybe link to the old excellent adventures to give people a taste of how these things go.
                        Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                        When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                        • #13
                          Damned if I know where they are.
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Search is your friend.
                            Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                            When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                            • #15
                              Re: Imran and Slowwhand's World Cup Excellent Adventure

                              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                              As for you wondering why this is here, and not in the Stories' forum, I have a special dispensation from God-Emperor, no strike that, Lord Commander, no wait, Our Lord and Savior, yeah I think that one is it, Ming.
                              Chief Minion works for me...

                              Yes, let the grand ole tradition continue where it belongs... in the OTF!

                              I hope to join in the fun later.
                              Keep on Civin'
                              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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