The Axe Grinders Guild Hall

[Paddy]

Welcome to the Axe Grinders Guild Hall. We are indeed more than a group of warriors and blacksmiths. We are also politically motivated and have taken a solid interest in the way our nation is shaped, but more on that later.

If you have the warrior heart, if you feel that the axe is a weapon you are proud to carry in battle, if you believe that our Nation should not just be left to others to run, then this guild just may be for you.

Please be in touch with Rubychaser, our Sargent-in-Arms, for any membership requests.

Also note that our door is open for visitors.

[Rubychaser]

Members List

I am proud of my Guild membership.

Long Live the Axe Grinders!

Long Live President Paddy!


Members:

Paddy the Scot
Rubychaser
UnOrthOdOx
Fed1943
Metaliturtle
Chrisius Maximus
Platypus Rex
Ljube
Presidente
nugog

[UnOrthOdOx]

I prefer blunt weapons, can I still join?

[Rubychaser]

/me makes way for the "Minister of War" to enter the Guild Hall.

Welcome UnOrthOdOx to the Guild. It is good to have you as a member.

[Kinjiru]

What is this AXE you speak of? Our proud warriors are already using the most cutting edge weapons of mass destruction around, little rocks and big rocks! And sticks!

[Rubychaser]

You take 1 hard stick, to that you tie a large sharpened stone. We call this process of sharpening: Grinding. Then you have a weapon we call an axe.

[UnOrthOdOx]

See, why bother with sharpening? Just teach the warriors to swing harder.

Besides, it's better to crush than cut anyway.

[Paddy]

So have you joined the Guild UnO?

[UnOrthOdOx]

I don't know. This "sharpening" sounds awful builderish...

(yes)

[Paddy]

Welcome to the Guild. As you are the Master Warlord within our people, it is indeed no issue that you do not weild an axe.

[fed1943]

While sharpening some wood, melting some iron, and thinking about strange powders, I aproach your gates:
May I in?

[Rubychaser]

Greetings Lord Fed.

/me bows and allows Fed1943 to enter the Guild Hall.

Are you looking to join our Guild? or are you here for some fellowship?

[fed1943]

Too serious a time for just a fellowship, Commander Ruby.

[conmcb25]

What is your position on fortifying the troops with banana's? Have you ever used your axes to chop down a banana tree?

[Paddy]

our position is that they can eat all the bananas they want. that should keep them fortified till the next meal - all them calories

my axe has never been used on a banana tree... no I use my machete