And the funny thing is, worshippers eat the flesh of Jesus, too...and Jesus is a flesh-eating zombie...why don't they all just get together and eat one another's flesh![]()

My friends bunnies must be defective they never lay eggs today....... DAMN things.......
What is today Easter, isn't that the day that like Jesus raised from the Grave like Zombie. You Christians are a bunch of Zombie Worshipers.
"follow the path of god, *munch* *munch" yep.... that's right flesh eating Jesus.
Not that it matters too much Catholics eat Jesus technically when they do communion so they are either Zombies or God Cannibals, (both?!) go figure..... not meaning to make fun of Catholics though......... Zombie Pope, I always thought he was better as a Sith Lord....... oh well.......
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And the funny thing is, worshippers eat the flesh of Jesus, too...and Jesus is a flesh-eating zombie...why don't they all just get together and eat one another's flesh![]()
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

You say you want some tube steak?
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

Well, we can't all live off of Nazi ghost sperm or whatever. Cut us some slack, Thorn.
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Probably more nourishing. After two millennia and the billions of worshippers feasting off his carcass, there can't be much of him left. Or he must have been one hell of a bloaterOriginally posted by Elok
Well, we can't all live off of Nazi ghost sperm or whatever. Cut us some slack, Thorn.![]()
They make rabbit-laying eggs now???
Will the madness never end?
Anyhoo. Happy Chocky Day all.
I don't know what I am - Pekka

Spoken as though by a man who's tried.Originally posted by Thorn
Ghost's don't have sperm.....................................
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Easter is canceled!
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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