Good to see ya here mate
We are a small but well organized group of mates. Our mission in life is to brew the perfect beer at a nice ice cold temperature.
You may interact with us all you like, but we offer no apologises for our surely behaviour, our arrogance or our tempers.
May the women run free and the beer be cheap!
Good to see ya here mate
The Borderlands of Beershed is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 21%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.
Beershed is ranked 16th in the region and 54,266th in the world for Highest Police Ratios.
The Borderlands of Beershed is a small, devout nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 24%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.
Elections have been outlawed and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.
Beershed is ranked 4th in the region and 21,046th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
nice joint ya got here... I see you made fourth in todays top ten
Yes we are quite lucky to have a few brickies available to help out.
a few indeed.. mate that joint is a Palace
have you organised your land within the Apolyton map yet?
No idea what you mean. ?
have a look here
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...hreadid=113649
hope that helps
That helps.
all part of the service mate
The Borderlands of Beershed is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 25%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.
Military spending is on the increase, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, euthanasia is legal, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime is a serious problem. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.
Beershed is ranked 20th in the region and 77,210th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
Rasputopian officials have flown to the Borderlands to visit with representaives of the Beershed boys to discuss trade and formation of closer ties.
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How may we be of assistance to Rasputopia?
well we are having a bit of a problem with refugees still. If you could take some to your lovely island and show them the National Volleyball team i think it owuld go down well
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High Diplomat of Jibbtopia
"We come on behalf of the nation of Jibbtopia and humbly ask... Whats this we hear of package air deals to beer halls, Fishing trips, and Nude womens volleyball games?"
Can we offer you some cheese?
Cheese is running over i nabundance in Rasputopia. But yes our travel industry is now running escorted packages throughout the regions islandd. al linclusive fees include all beer and food and airfares and boat charters. Topless volleyball waitrresses are of course included.
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A Pleasure.Originally posted by Rasputin
well we are having a bit of a problem with refugees still. If you could take some to your lovely island and show them the National Volleyball team i think it owuld go down well
The Borderlands of Beershed is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 50 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.
Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, cars are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is moderate. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the buck.
Beershed is ranked 14th in the region and 75,576th in the world for Largest Retail Sector.
a bit woried about the shielas possible extinction ...
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Not going to happen, we have many out on the town drinking hard, expect a baby boom in the coming 9 months.
Cheese we can use for sure.Originally posted by tism
High Diplomat of Jibbtopia
"We come on behalf of the nation of Jibbtopia and humbly ask... Whats this we hear of package air deals to beer halls, Fishing trips, and Nude womens volleyball games?"
Can we offer you some cheese?
/me passes and Order that the people of Jibbtopia get to travel throughout the land without need of the 27 page visa application.
The Borderlands of Beershed is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 56 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.
It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and government spending has hit an all-time low. Crime is moderate. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the buck.
Beershed is ranked 17th in the region and 81,199th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
RAZX airlines is expanding to service the entire Western Seas island nations. Escorted tours to all the LEading Brewerys is included with al lfishing packages.
The Beershed boys make some of the finest beers so they are now an authorised stop on this whirlwind tour.
For the more upmarket people, a wine and cheese tour to see the Jibbs is now planned.
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Great our people are grabing their shorts and thongs as we speak.....
Please don't forget to visit of clone factories and double your fun
good good...
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