I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate the A-Team
![]()
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles nderground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if noone else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire, THE A TEAM!
![]()
I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate the A-Team
![]()
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

Best theme song ever.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

Mr. T
![]()
If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Belgium Doesn't Exist! ~ Eventis: Catastrophic database failure free since March 19, 2012 Eventis AD&D 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1: Into the Widlerness, Chapter 2: Brotherhood of the Wolf ~ New! Star Trek: Eventis
If you haven't seen him on Conan, see if you can find it somewhere ... it was quite funny seeing him do "In the year 2000"![]()
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

When I was a kid, I remember watching the A-team regularly, but for the life of me, I can't recall the plot of a single episode. And there's probably a good reason for that.![]()
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
Great show. Watched it religiously.
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

I liked Murdoch the best.
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

Here's to creating threads we haven't created before.![]()
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

Do you think Mr. T ever goes through Pity Withdrawl, no longer having a platform upon which to pity fools?
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

My Taylor's gonna love this
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams (Influential author)

He has those muscles purely from carrying that sheer amount of bullion on his neck and arms![]()
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
Used to watch it relgiously, even made a Senior project, 15 minute spoof movie.
How can you not remember any of the plots, they were all the same.
I'll tell you the plot we had in our movie.
Car garage owner getting bullied by competitor.
Car garage owner finds A-Team.
Mr. T goes undercover as a mechanic, when competitor comes to bully, Mr. T kicks the goon's ass.
But then A-Team discovers they have been tricked. They are locked up in the car garage, (alone and tied up, of course), but Mr.T breaks the chains with his mighty muscles!
Then the A-Team makes a mighty car, and as the goons are burning the garage, and burning the A-Team in it.... the music fires up...
...and out flies an awesome four wheeler dune buggy.
The A-Team jumps off, and gets in a fist fight, each guy with his corresponding bad Guy (hannibal fights the bad-guy leader, Mr.T fights the bad guy big guy...)
then the bad guys are tied up, and Mr.T reminds the kids to drink their milk.
classic. :P
But most A-Team episodes had a car flip at the end, we left that part out.

That would be standard plot 1.
Standard plot 2 would involve a trick to get Mr T on a plane.
Standard plot 3 would involve Face pulling off a ludicrous scam sometimes with the assitacnce of Murdoch who had just been broken out of a VA institution.
All of these plots invlove making a cannon which fires cabbages/melons/pumkins
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams (Influential author)

Originally posted by TheStinger
All of these plots invlove making a cannon which fires cabbages/melons/pumkinsAlways loved that bit. And remember, never, under any circumstances, is anyone to actually get killed.
"The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

Great, great show. I love it when a plan comes together.
Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

My thoughts exactly. Don't forget, they can spray the place in vulcan cannon fire and tomahawk missiles, but they always seem to miss, somehowOriginally posted by Kontiki
Always loved that bit. And remember, never, under any circumstances, is anyone to actually get killed.
![]()

I love it when a plan comes together.
I believe that in RL Mr.T is afraid to fly

They were compared to a negative-neutron bomb, destorying only property but never hurting people.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
My thoughts exactly. Don't forget, they can spray the place in vulcan cannon fire and tomahawk missiles, but they always seem to miss, somehow![]()
I stopped watching after the episode where the A-Team and buy guys were in a room about 30x30. Everyone was firing automatic rifles and nobody hit nothing. Professional mercenaries, my sweet tookis.![]()
BTW: Two years in a row, Mr. T won the title of Toughest Bouncer in AmericaThat was before he made is motion picture debut in Rocky III as Clubber Jones.

no one is aruging that Mr. T is a badass

That'd be a fooling argument to make.
Fool: Mr T. is really a wimp.
[tap tap tap on shoulder]
Voice: What did you say, fool??![]()

Originally posted by Zkribbler
I stopped watching after the episode where the A-Team and buy guys were in a room about 30x30. Everyone was firing automatic rifles and nobody hit nothing. Professional mercenaries, my sweet tookis.![]()
![]()
DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

Murdoch was my favorite
especially when he shaved the chess board into his head... made me laugh
Face, however, had the best name
Clubber Lang, you fool!
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
Bookmarks