Reply With QuoteI wish Bond would die....or retire.
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Should the British be allowed to make Bond movies anymore?
I'll go nude pledges new Bond
By Cameron Robertson
JAMES BOND star Daniel Craig is ready to bare all in his first film as 007.
Craig, 37, told movie bosses he would not only show his bottom - but was happy to do the Full Monty.
The star of Casino Royale said: "In today's world we expect female actresses to go naked so why not men?
"I have told bosses I'm prepared to do a full frontal scene. I'm not shy and Bond wouldn't be shy about it either."
The blond actor has come in for criticism from die-hard Bond fans who don't think he is tough enough. They prefer his predecessor, dark-haired actor Pierce Brosnan, 52.
Craig is now filming Casino Royale - the secret agent's 21st adventure in the Bahamas.
And he's been spotted sporting bruises and grazes after chasing a suicide bomber.
But he has had a few setbacks getting to grips with his tough action hero role. He had two teeth knocked out shooting a fight scene in Prague.
And he revealed he can only drive an automatic - so Bond's traditional Aston Martin DB5 reportedly had to be converted.
Craig also confessed he doesn't like guns and speedboats make him feel queasy.
Brosnan told him: "I've had my face sliced open by a stuntman and a knee injury. But it's all part and parcel of being Bond."
Fans have set up a website demanding the return of Brosnan, The movie is due to open in November.
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I wish Bond would die....or retire.
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So help me if the first full frontal nudity shot in a Bond film is his hairy bobbitt man-ass, I'll be forced to turn to terrorism. All the talent that passes through that franchise over the years, and our big nude shot is BOND HIMSELF?!? BFS.
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I'm sorry, that last bolded part does it. Daniel Craig should not be Bond.
Bond? Afraid of guns and speedboats? Craig's a ****ing *****.
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What did they ask him at interview?
full frontal nudity shot in a Bond film is his hairy bobbitt man-ass
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I'm sorry, that last bolded part does it. Daniel Craig should not be Bond.
Bond? Afraid of guns and speedboats? Craig's a ****ing *****.
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Bond films have never even had female nudity, why would they start with male nudity? I'm actually tired of the PG bond films. I want lots of real violence and sex.
Why was he even considered for the role then?Craig also confessed he doesn't like guns and speedboats make him feel queasy.
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Because it's a film?
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Its time to kill this off.
I expect him to die.
Lime roots and treachery!
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but 006 knows everything he knows about operation grand slam.
I trust he will be more successful!
psst, it's 008
Lime roots and treachery!
"Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten
I hope we can take that chance.
Craig as Bond?
Fans have set up a website demanding the return of Brosnan
They're kidding right? Brosnan ruined the Bond movies
This space is empty... or is it?
Actually, it wasn't Brosnan that ruined them. It was the piss-poor producers, directors, and scriptwriters they hired.
Brosnan was great in Goldeneye. Not his fault he had **** to work with after that.
Even Sam Jackson can't save a bad movie (I'm thinkin' XXX or SW, Ep3 )--why expect that Brosnan can?
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You're quite right. He's worth more to me alive.Originally posted by Whoha
I hope we can take that chance.
Lime roots and treachery!
"Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten
I think Bronson Pinchot was a great Bond.
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I want to see a darker Bond (I'm not referring to hair color)... Timothy Dalton was my favorite...
although I did like Brosnan in Goldeneye
Roger Moore was the worst Bond IMO
Connery... honestly... was meh
Connery played the role too much like a cartoon character for me... too smarmy
but maybe my issue is more with what Bond should be... I'm sure Connery could have played the type of Bond I more prefer had the role been written that way or the director wanted it that way
Nudity in Goldfinger
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IMHO, Brosnan is the coolest Bond ever
And yes, I have seen all the movies.
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!
Bring back David Niven.
The film is already called Casino Royale.
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Isn't he, like, dead, or something?Originally posted by Dauphin
Bring back David Niven.
The film is already called Casino Royale.
But Woody Allen is still alive. Get him as the bad guy.
I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"
Woody Allen as a Bond baddie?That would be great
Speaking of Erith:
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They should come full circle and have Connery play the new villain.
Lime roots and treachery!
"Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten
But the question is, did you see them when they was first release?Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
IMHO, Brosnan is the coolest Bond ever
And yes, I have seen all the movies.
Maybe they should call it "Bondback Mountain".
How many Bond films have revolved around plots to steal nuclear weapons?
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!
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