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    You know, I'm pretty desperate right now, but I'm not that crazy! How can you have any attraction to that? Maybe if it had a cute wig...

    The funny part is if convicted he may have to register as a sex offender.


  • #2
    Where did this happen? I bet USA.

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    • #3
      Hmm...shes hot

      The funny part is if convicted he may have to register as a sex offender.
      Puritanism is making a comeback, what letter shall we use for this one?

      Gotta be the US or Britain

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      • #4
        Damn, I thought this would be about Katie Holmes.

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        • #5
          Micheal Plentyhorse?

          Sounds like a Native American.

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          • #6
            Those fellows are quite desperate.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by VetLegion
              Where did this happen? I bet USA.

              A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

              Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

              Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

              "That's the only way I know how to put it."

              Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

              If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

              Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

              "But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                South Dakota ain't really part of the US

                it's more like the adopted stepchild from Canada
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Just another red state
                  Keep on Civin'
                  RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #10
                    Maybe the guy just couldn't afford one of those 'artificial love companions' that were all over the news last month. I think we may have a case of class struggle on our hands here.

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                    • #11
                      If that's illegal the Clintons should be arrested.
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        couldn't he have found a more private place?

                        and was there any penetration?

                        how was he planning on getting off?

                        where was he going to stick his shlong?

                        "if the dick doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

                        what are those things made of? plastic, wood? that can't feel good
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          wasn't there a movie about a mannequin coming to life and having sex with this dude

                          and his freinds all thought he was crazy?

                          JM
                          Jon Miller-
                          I AM.CANADIAN
                          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Japher
                            South Dakota ain't really part of the US

                            it's more like the adopted stepchild from Canada
                            Bull****. North Dakota is our buffer.
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sava
                              "if the dick doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
                              I love that
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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