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    They're real, and they're spectacular!!

    With all the despair and misery occurring in the world today, ain't it great to know that the almost supernaturally hot Tyra Banks has 100% genuine hooters?

    And what a lucky f*cker Dr. Garth Fisher is.


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050921/...ple_tyra_banks

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    Where is the mandatory picture?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    I'll try to sneak one in later, but if this becomes a 'babe' thread, it'll get Minged.

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    This even made the newspapers in the UK (well the type of newpapers I read anyway)

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    Any story about Tyra Banks' breasts is certain to make the news. edit: Thank God!
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    Inspired by the thread "***"le

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    How am I supposed to tell if they are real or not from that picture?
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    Originally posted by reds4ever
    This even made the newspapers in the UK (well the type of newpapers I read anyway)
    what paper? didn't see it in today's sun.
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    You're obviously not reading the FT then.

    I presume he means the Sport.

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    Originally posted by Japher


    Inspired by the thread "***"le
    Teri!
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    Originally posted by C0ckney


    what paper? didn't see it in today's sun.
    It was in yesterdays I think. or the Star. I just get the one with the best totty on the front.

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    Originally posted by Richelieu
    Teri!
    I was wondering what that picture had to do with Tyra Banks. If nothing, then just nod, and we'll move on, hoping Ming doesn't notice.

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    The thread title is also a line spoken by a character in a Seinfeld episode. The character was played by Teri Hatcher and one of the plot lines revolved around whether or not her character's breasts were real. Jerry doesn't get to "investigate" and Teri's character says, before leaving at the end of the episode. "By the way: They're real, and they're spectacular".
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    Here's a pic of TB in all her scrumptious magnificence. This pic is just to illustrate the point of this thread. It is NOT a babe thread. Hear that, Ming?
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    i think that's a point very well illustrated ajbera
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    Oww!
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    On a scale of 1 to hot, she is molten-core-of-the-Earth.
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    And some people think Black women aren't attractive.


    Bunnygrrl is hotter, but Tyra does have better hair.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Wife sitting next to you Che?
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    She better not be, after that hair statement.
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    "Capitalism ho!"

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    It would not have been believable without. not even women believe just anything.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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    I'm confused. Are you saying a women would apply logic? To a compliment, nonetheless?
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    I don't know what happened next but i'm pretty sure the next comment was " What's wrong with my hair?"
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