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    I have to write a 100 word essay on why I want to be a security 'officer'.

    Ok, the first word.

    Hmm.
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    I want to be a security officer because

    That's 8. 92 to go.
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    I admire the seriousness of the job and will appreciate the structured management of the work day.

    that's 25. Do periods count ya think?
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    because I am a great believer in law and order. This job would be an extension of my service during the cold war where I stared down the entire Ruskie Army in the Fulda Gap.

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    Excellent! 59!
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    "And in a pinch, if I lack a sufficient level manlyness to take on a group of punks by myself, I personally know Super Citizen. He would be more than happy to help me put the hurt on them."
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

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    " 'Who is Super Citizen?' you ask. Let me tell you..."
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

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    We're over a hundred.

    One thing though, I WANT the job.
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    What's the 32nd word?
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    Huh?
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    Just curious.
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    Math challenged?
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    If you need a postscript, you can throw in that, in your current position, they make you wear women's blouses...and that they clash with your masculine blue tutu.

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    How's this:

    When I was just a child, my father – the finest man I have ever known – sat me down and told me, “Son, there are many fine words and phrases in the English language. ‘Freedom.’ ‘Pursuit of Happiness.’ ‘Supersize Me.’ But there is none so proud, so powerful, as that noblest of all phrases, that phrase that makes the heart soar and a tear come to the eye of any man not made of stone: ‘Rent-a-Cop.’ Remember that, boy, and make me proud.” So, please allow me to join your organization, fulfill my destiny, and bring honor to my father’s name.
    100 words, exactly. You're welcome.
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    Thing of beauty Rufus. :sniff:
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    I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, want to be a security guard very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.
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    and i promise i won't look the apolyton forum while im watching the monitors.
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    That reminds me of my application to starbucks.

    "Why do you like to work with coffee?"
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    A long long time ago in a city far, far away, my father turned to the dark side. When I asked a friend and mentor what I should do about the situation, he said 'learn the ways of the force you must'. All these years I've dwelled upon the meaning of 'the force'. Until now. Now I realize that my destiny lies amongst the security force of this casino, and I need you to help me fulfill my destiny by making me part of the force. Since Dad's dead that ****'s history anyway, and I could really use the extra dough and excellent insurance benefits.
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    BK,
    In da butt.
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    Security, what does that mean really? Webster's dictionary defines it as. . .
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    you mean you want to be a guard?

    one of these goons with evil grins on their faces constantly scanning people for possible terrorist threats?
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    According to Word that´s also 100 words exactly

    To be a security guard has been my dream since my earliest childhood.
    I always wanted to wear these nice uniforms and I always wanted to wear these nice sticks and learn how to effective use them to beat up people.
    It was also always my dream to write a onehundred words essay on the Topic: “Why do you want to be a security officer?”, so that I would be able to tell you of my childhoods dreams.
    So, for all these above mentioned reasons I want to become a security officer and want to get hired by your company.
    As part of your equipment, you are to have a trowel, and when you squat outside, you are to scrape a hole with it and then turn and cover your excrement.
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    Mention that you look great in a peaked cap, and the job is in the bag!


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    "I wanna crack some skulls. When do I get my gun?"

    Less than 100 words, but it accurately conveys the message.
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    "Ever since I was a child I wanted a job I enjoyed, where I will feel fulfilled and utilised and where I feel I will be putting back what I take out and bringing joy to the lives of many. But alas, I f**ked up at school so I'll settle for being a security guard instead"
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    There aint no terrorist
    I cant bust
    and if you think about it
    it's a must
    that you take me to fill these shoes
    if you dont want darkies giving you blues
    so choose lancer
    and be ware
    that if the terrorists dont care
    here's a man of moral fiber
    who's up to the task of playing the piper
    and leed these rats to their doom
    so choose lancer or be gloomed!

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    Dear freedom,

    Bush, Bush, freedom, Bush, freedom, terrorism, Bush, terrorism, freedom, American values, Bush, freedom, terrorism, American dream, Bush, freedom.

    PS: freedom, terrorism, Bush, God bless America, freedom

    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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