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    I have OMWF on the DVR. 2nd best episode.

    The best, of course, was Hush.
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    In yen or pesos?

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    Man, I've never been so scared that I know JohnT
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    A real man indulges his wife, Imran. At least on the small ****... that way, we get away with the big ****.

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    Her attractiveness offsets her dementia, I guess .
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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    I vote to give JohnT's wife the honrary title:


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    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    I would rather you get that title.
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    I have a d!ck, not a pvssy.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Originally posted by Verto


    Oh, I forgot that was one of those imaginary Book of Mormon stories, and not the regular run-of-the-mill imaginary Bible stories.

    My mistake.

    Tell me to build an ark then.
    The ummimm and thummimm, or something similar?



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    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    You mean there are other geeks out there with the soundtrack for Once More with Feeling!
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    I gave all my Buffy DVDs to my sister.
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    There's a Buffy convention this September in Knoxville... I've already bought Laura a $500 ticket (only 30 available!) so she could go to the cocktail party, the dinner, and all the rest. Giles, Harmony, and a few other cast members will be there.

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    I forgot to mention the Buffy Academic Conference that Laura went to, where a bunch of professors from all across the world (including somebody from the U. of Auckland) came and talked about BtVS. That's the "Slayage Conference" that you see to the right of the OMWF poster.

    As I said, my wife is a big fan.

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    I'm so glad I don't have a TV.

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    Oh, you'd love one Winston.

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    Speaking of the OP (we were, weren't we?), Laura took Sophie to see ROTS this past weekend.

    Too young?

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    Depends... what does she know about death and stuff?
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    Nah, there's nothing worse in it than the original three.
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    The child is three, for those of you not in the know...

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    My gut is no... but like I said, it depends on how much you and Laura taught her about death and stuff.
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    ****, she doesn't know much of anything about that stuff. Again, she's three.

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    So? There have been 3 year olds in my family that knew that things die (like a pet or so).
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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    Nothing like that has happened yet. Her grandfather died just over a year ago, but she was a bit too young to understand what happened to "Buddy." Still hasn't really grasped it, either.

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    Sophie is pampered though, Imran... She won't know about democrats until she's at least 18!

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    Well, you may want to explain to her what she saw in the movie. Some of the scenes may be somewhat traumatic to a kid who hasn't had to deal with death.
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    She kept on asking "Where's Yoda? What's that action figure doing?"

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    On the one hand she may grow up to become a pop culture queen, able to befriend every person based on references to sitcoms, movies, and songs that were hits in their time that he or she may remember.

    On the other hand with crap like Star Wars and Buffy you're raising her to be a psychopath.
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    I told her mom a few weeks ago that Sophie is going to break some little geeks heart someday...

    She knows all about Star Wars... and she's so beautiful... what would she want with me?


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    JohnT, if we have a girl I will be right there with you

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    Japher that's the least ethical post I've seen here since the thread about churches being a good source of chicks to date
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