Reply With QuoteAWESOME, but I heard about this befoer
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Hadn't seen this posted yet - even though it was a while ago
Tom "Sizemore" caught with fake penis. Please let it be real!!!
Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis
Reuters
Feb. 11, 2005 - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said.
Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a new film on condition that he pass a drug test every day prior to his departure.
Carney said the actor's failed attempt to fake his drug test results came on the first day of the new requirement.
The actor is required to undergo random drug tests as a condition of probation for his convictions on separate charges of methamphetamine possession and beating his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.
During Thursday's proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.
Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body, and he was asked to remove his pants.
According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.
Carney said two drug tests on the days following the fake penis incident showed Sizemore had methamphetamine in his system.
During the hearing, Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California, and that he was an expectant father, Carney told Reuters.
But Baretto told Sizemore that his drug use was "out of control," adding, "I had hoped and wanted to see a positive performance."
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You can actually buy the "Whizzinator" in racially appropriate colours from its website. I wonder if Mr Sizemore got the wrong one by accident.
What a doofus.
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AWESOME, but I heard about this befoer
I never hear about the penis stuff.
I guess if I were gay it would be different.
Only feebs vote.
what exactly is the whizzinator?
A fake penis you can use to pass drug tests.
Google it. They have their own site, and you can buy one if you want.
Only feebs vote.
no thanks.
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The whizzinater wtf. Hell it was easy to get out of my piss test when I was on probration i just told the lady i was on the monthly bill and she let me off.
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you fools with your drug tests
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Tom Sizemore is an awesome actor
Sorry to hear that he is losing it
What kinda drugs is he on anyway?
Meth, among others.
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
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OUCH
That will definitley make somebody lose it
that's practically a career ender..Originally posted by Vince278
Meth, among others.
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Thompson submachinegun with drum clip
MP 44
KP98 rifle
What was the name of that crappy machine gun the French stuck us with in WW1?
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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Chauchat as they called it.. a utter piece of crap.. the magazine often got clogged with mud and it always jammed.Originally posted by Vince278
What was the name of that crappy machine gun the French stuck us with in WW1?
http://www.firstworldwar.com/atoz/mgun_chauchat.htm
"The Chauchat was also adopted by other Allied armies in spite of a somewhat poor reputation; in trench conditions it was regarded as unreliable, with dirt entering via the magazine. The weapon's most common malfunction manifested itself in a failure to extract spent shells.
Somewhat unusually the Chauchat operated on a long recoil principle in which the entire barrel recoiled against a spring when fired. During its recoil the barrel was unlocked from the bolt which continued to recoil. At this point the spent shell was ejected with the barrel returning to its starting position. Given such a violent recoil the weapon proved problematic to fire in anything other than highly trained hands.
The American Expeditionary Force, awaiting delivery of their intended primary weapon, the Browning M1917 machine gun, intended to adopt the Chauchat as an interim measure, purchasing 34,000 in 1917. In order to make the transition to the Browning easier the Chauchat was modified to use 0.30 inch ammunition. However the French manufacturers used incorrect chamber measurements with the result that the weapons performed poorly."
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What?
He should use more heroin.
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Wasn't the 1903 Springfield based on the Karsk/Mauser, of which the Karsk98k is a descendent?Originally posted by Ted Striker
KP98 rifle
1897 Winchester Trenchgun.
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Ah yes, the reputation of the Chauchat is legendary...
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Actually I heard it was the other way around.. where the Karsk/Mauser was based on the Springfield.Originally posted by cyclotron7
Wasn't the 1903 Springfield based on the Karsk/Mauser, of which the Karsk98k is a descendent?
One Bulgarian guy was caught in the Olympics from using the Whizzinator IIRC.
What is MP44? I've heard of MP38 and MP40 SMG's, but never of MP44's... I thought the Germans had an assault rifle deployed by '44, the StG44?MP 44
A thread about fake penises turns into a pissfest about guns.
Freud would have a field day.
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MP-44 is also called the STG-44. Same thing.Originally posted by VJ
One Bulgarian guy was caught in the Olympics from using the Whizzinator IIRC.
What is MP44? I've heard of MP38 and MP40 SMG's, but never of MP44's... I thought the Germans had an assault rifle deployed by '44, the StG44?
http://world.guns.ru/assault/as51-e.htm
That was a hungarian discus thrower; as a result of his disqualification, V.Alekna got goldOriginally posted by VJ
One Bulgarian guy was caught in the Olympics from using the Whizzinator IIRC.
What is MP44? I've heard of MP38 and MP40 SMG's, but never of MP44's... I thought the Germans had an assault rifle deployed by '44, the StG44?
re: mp44:
http://www.gunsworld.com/mgp/mp44.html
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A thread about fake penises turns into a pissfest about guns.
Freud would have a field day.
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Freudian war history.
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Those whizzinator models are all too small to realistically simulate me
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