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    Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

    The monkey is Brian Spears, to be forcibly brought into this world later today.

    Che, bunnygrrl, and I have more kin.
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    Congradulations.
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    w00t!
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    Bunnygrrl and my nephew share the same birthday.
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    You have more siblings then just Che?
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    monkey!!!

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    We have two stepsisters and a stepbrother.
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    Originally posted by Japher
    monkey!!!
    Just saying that to Bunnygrrl will set off a wave of laughter.
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    It makes me laugh.

    "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because it was dead."

    That's not the end of the joke, but I would never know. I'm a recent new uncle. Lil' sis had a kid (girl) a couple of weeks ago. It would be more exciting if I didn't already have 4 nephews and 1 neice. Now I got another lil' snot to buy very loud toys for

    Seriously, I think all kids should be drummers... except mine.

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    Finally! A sane member of the family.

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    Congrats Heck I didnt even know any of you guys were related.
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    I'm all for buying candy and loud toys for kids which aren't mine. I just fear the retribution which will come when I have kids.
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    Originally posted by Oerdin
    I'm all for buying candy and loud toys for kids which aren't mine. I just fear the retribution which will come when I have kids.
    Oh yes sir coming from experience I had my kids before my sister did and her and my mom bout loud toys and toys with a million pieces like little legos and believe me when her kids were born and since she lives with my mom I repaid that favor
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    Congrats Heck I didnt even know any of you guys were related.
    Theben and Che are commrades, yes... And Rah, MIng, SOlver, and MtG are triplets... or something like that.

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    I take that back I did know about Rah and ming, but you have four people listed there wouldnt that make them quads?
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    something... I don't know, I just post here. sheeesh!

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    golly gee whiz particulars. Nice that most here have a sense of humor.
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    Congrats

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    Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!
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    Orang whores are apparently a traditional passtime on Borneo.
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    Somehow I doubt humans would try to rape an animal that could tear their limbs off with one arm.
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    Congrats - though I cannot tell who is related in spirit, blood, or marital ties from these posts.
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    Theben is my brother, Bunnygrl is my wife, the monkey is our step-nephew.
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    And I'm only a twin (with ming), but I've hoisted a few drinks with Thebin, Che and Bunnygirl on multiple occasions. Enough to know who the class in that group is.

    Congrats guys.
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    Bah! She just fakes it well.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    HA, you assumed I was going to say Bunnygirl.








    You're right
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    Baron O RIP.

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    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    Somehow I doubt humans would try to rape an animal that could tear their limbs off with one arm.
    That's why they invented bondage.
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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    [QUOTE] Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    Somehow I doubt humans would try to rape an animal that could tear their limbs off with one arm. [/QUOTE
    Least we forget the testicles to as listed on a thread here. And Most know that tuberski and I are married.
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    Originally posted by Zkribbler
    Finally! A sane member of the family.
    Not really... the parents are evil repubs.

    And Thuthum is back


    Wow, someone noticed I was gone... now THAT's impressive.

    Orang whores are apparently a traditional passtime on Borneo.


    Nah, Ulster.

    *runs*
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    And for the curious, Brian Patrick Spears was born @ 9:51 CST on March 9th with no complications, and by now momma and baby are resting at home.

    Brian apparently has a voracious appetite.

    Pictures will be be forthcoming when available & access is re-established, as this netcafe is closing today.
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