I have a headache

[Dinner]

OI! My head hurts this morning but I remember it was a good night. Ever feel this way?

[Richelieu]

As long as it's not bad enough for you to say " never again!" it can't be that bad.

[Nostromo]

As long a you remember it was a good night. Sometimes, when I have a beer to many, I don't even remember how I came back home.

[Chemical Ollie]

Well, if you start a new relationship by calling your potential future spouse a slut on the Internet, you deserve a headache

[Dinner]

Who's talking marriage? I do miss that thread though. It appears Ming took exception to it.

[Dinner]

Upon rereading Chemical Ollie's post I must admite that I am a bastard and I deserve what I get.

[Footie Mad]

Your words on the slut attracting beard shall not be forgotten.

[Dinner]

I am still some what mystified about why a beard should attract female attention. Just about every girl I ever met says she hates beards but I have gotten more female companionship since growing a beard. I can only believe that Chemical Ollie was correct that girls really do find men with beards to be subconsciously more viral.

[Chemical Ollie]

Beards make some people look better and some people look worse. Imagine George Michael without his beard. (But he's bi, so talking about him would just draw Fez to this thread)

I know people who look just nerdy without their beard, but people like me just look sleezy if I grow one. I tried once. After 3 weeks, a guy told me at a party: Hey Ollie, you look like a Greek before breakfast! I shaved the next morning...

But my wife doesn't mind 2-3 days of stubble. You can use it to scratch her back - women really like that.

In other news, I'm sipping on an Irish whiskey. Expect me to have a headache tomorrow. I won't call my wife a slut, though...

[Nostromo]

more viral

So women dig men who look like a virus? Didn't know virus's had beards either

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Who's talking marriage? ---

Many marriages start with a bar pickup. Mine did. You don't yet know if your will.

[Verres]

Beards are......frightening. There is a horrible fad for them here at the moment, every bloke I know seems to have some form of facial hair; mostly dodgy moustaches.

Feels like I'm in an 80's porn film half the time. Beards = sleazy.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Oerdin
I am still some what mystified about why a beard should attract female attention. Just about every girl I ever met says she hates beards but I have gotten more female companionship since growing a beard. I can only believe that Chemical Ollie was correct that girls really do find men with beards to be subconsciously more viral.

It's their "wow, here are some material for change" gene that triggers. Before you know of it, you have lost your beard, your presious collection of empty beer bottles and pizza packs - your curtains has become pink and she is planning where her furnitures will fit in when yours are thrown out.

You are dead meat lad - strange how we men falls into that trap generation after generation

[Q Classic]

i have a monstrous headache too, but i think that's just because of low blood sugar levels. I haven't eaten all day.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Woke up with headache a few times usually take alka seltzer before I pass out I cant ever remember the times however Tuberski usually tells me , asfar as the beard are we talking goatie type of full facial? Tubes has the goatie type and it irritates my face. He did shave it once for me and I didnt like him with out it.

[Nostromo]

Also, if you have a baby face, it helps. You look more manly. For example, Usher would look like a kid without the facial hair.

It also seems that hairy and shaggy is in; clean cut and clean shaved, out.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by nostromo
Also, if you have a baby face, it helps. You look more manly. For example, Usher would look like a kid without the facial hair.

It also seems that hairy and shaggy is in; clean cut and clean shaved, out.

That's really true. I know a guy who has a real baby face. After he grew a beard, he finally looks like a man. On me, it just looks awful though.

This is what I look like in beard - 2 kids started to cry and a third ran to hide for 45 minutes, until his Mama came to pick him up. Some halloween party...:

[Chemical Ollie]

EDIT: OK, I think you've seen enough now

[Chemical Ollie]

Some hints to avoid headache:

1) Never drink alcohol after midnight. That last beer makes no extra comfort at night, but gives a lot of headache the next morning...

2) Drink at least 1 litre of mineral-rich water before you go to bed. Keep the same amount by your bed and drink from it whenever you wake up. Waking up thirsty is worse than waking up with a full bladder.

I try to stick to these advice myself, even if I mostly fail miserably. I'm successful tonight, though.

[Dinner]

Yes, water is key as is knowing when to say when.

Mrs. T: We're talking full facial. It's still coming in so it isn't full yet but I'm thinking I'll give it another week or two before I shave it.