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    Here's a new one for you. Hope you like it! It's called "I love you (but your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves)".


    I'd dreamed about your knickers ever since my puberty
    and you made my dreams come true when you asked me round for tea.
    But when I got inside them, I knew it would bode ill
    'cos it felt OK, but it looked like roadkill.

    Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

    We've made the duvet rock for the past eleven years
    but my knees still knock when your thighs are wrapped around my ears.
    I know that I'm shallow, but I still want to ease in
    to something that I find more aesthetically pleasing

    Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

    I love you, yes it's true, but prepare yourself for shock
    for your "pant kebab" has become a stumbling block
    I can't deny the fact that I'd like a nice 'un.
    Not one that's done ten rounds with "Iron" Mike Tyson.

    Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

    So my bags are packed and I won't come back no more
    and the sharp heartbreak just cuts me to the core.
    But I can't turn back, I've just got to leave
    I can't deal with a mimsy like a wizard's sleeve.

    Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

    Oh who could have guessed that our future would hinge
    on the sight of your large and leathery minge?

    Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.






    I'm going to go straight to hell, aren't I? Where does this madness come from?
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

  • #2
    Only feebs vote.

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    • #3
      Don't talk to Dutch ppl any more...
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Didn't the Sex Pistols record this?

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        • #5
          If they did, they owe me a motherlode of royalties, the bastards.
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Japher
            Don't talk to Dutch ppl any more...
            Eh... where do we fit in in all this?
            Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
            And notifying the next of kin
            Once again...

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            • #7
              It's a Counterglow thing. We have really weird Dutch people.
              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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              • #8
                I'm the king of generalizations
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Now that's what I call poetry!
                  "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                  "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                  • #10
                    Not enough teen angst. Can't possibly be a poem.
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      I've written poems too.
                      Ja, slowik, tu bylem (cytat z Niobe)

                      Mar chmary, komary
                      Nad glebia kasaja
                      Mur stary, konary
                      Nad glowa zwisaja

                      Slow cztery, litery
                      Na glucho zatarte
                      Przez Kery; rudery
                      Drzwi glowne otwarte

                      Mir? Swiry, wampiry
                      Skra glosy zaprosza
                      Mor; zbiry w rewiry
                      Tej gluszy zaprosza

                      W te bory; potwory
                      Tam glodne czyhaja
                      Swiat Kory; kolory
                      Tak glosne, sypiaja

                      I chmury, kontury
                      Sa gladkie, ciemnoscia
                      Lad bury, ponury
                      Jest glazem, cichoscia

                      ----

                      I glupi i durny znow
                      Tych dawnych niepomny zdarzen
                      Od cudzych i obcych snow
                      Do wlasnych powracam marzen

                      ----

                      I jeszcze jeden!

                      "Butelka"

                      Jak czesto w przejeciu
                      Wzdycha za pewnym panem
                      Poznanym na przyjeciu
                      Z hojnie lanym szampanem

                      Musi czasem poplakac
                      Widac to ciezka dola
                      Kompletnie sie zakochac
                      W barze pijac jabola

                      Straszny smutek przezyla
                      Byla to milosc wielka
                      Kompletnie sie skonczyla
                      Niczym wina butelka

                      OK, You won't understand a thing.
                      Learn Polish!
                      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                      Middle East!

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                      • #12
                        Pant kebab
                        Call to Power 2: Apolyton Edition - download the latest version (12th June 2011)
                        CtP2 AE Wiki & Modding Reference
                        One way to compile the CtP2 Source Code.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                          It's a Counterglow thing. We have really weird Dutch people.
                          Talk about redundant...

                          "CG", "weird" and "Dutch" all in the same sentence?
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #14


                            Laz, you are a credit to your nation.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #15
                              I don't know where you get these ideas from, but I hope they continue to come regularly.
                              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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