Reply With QuoteNot our fault. Lego keeps putting the little buggers under our bombs.
conmcb25 here, the official PETA representative to Apolyton.
I am declaring an official protest to your total lack of compassion for the ethical treatment of animals!
The evidence:
look killing humans is one thing but this wholesale slaughter of innocent kittens MUST STOP!Originally posted by Master Zen
1260 AD - Military - Declassified
- Jackson bombed, Kittens killed
- Jackson bombed, Kittens killed
- Jackson bombed, Kittens killed
- Jackson bombed, Kittens killed
PETA is officially registering a protest with that well known kitten lover Trip who also happens to be the head of the world court.
Your kitten killing days are numbered!
I will not rest until those kittens are avenged.
note: Im posting this as a representative of PETA, not the Grand and Glorius nation of Vox
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Not our fault. Lego keeps putting the little buggers under our bombs.
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That is an unacceptable excuse!Originally posted by Donegeal
Not our fault. Lego keeps putting the little buggers under our bombs.
Stop bombing kittens you monsters!
*"Winning is still the goal, and we cannot win if we lose (gawd, that was brilliant - you can quote me on that if you want. And con - I don't want to see that in your sig."- Beta
Although not a member of PETA, I have to also lodge an objection ... family might be endangered, after all ...
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I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.
On a seperate and totally nationalist point of view, my cat eats chickens for breakfast and the hens cower in fear.....
Hey, why take it out on the chickens? Those chickens haven't been bombing those poor kittens you put in harm's way!
DeepO
If the chickens handed over their weapons, they would be allowed to safely leave Legoland. We could even organize a escort. You saw how friendly our BBs are
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Lawyers from GoW have already reached the conclusion that placing kittens near sharp objects is a war crime and that Lego is to be punished for that. Plus, getting blown to bits by a 1,000 lb bomb is far less painful than getting slowly hacked to pieces by a kitchen knife.
(PS, where's the PETA factory so we can bomb it also?)
A true ally stabs you in the front.
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Finally the main war criminal speaks.Originally posted by Master Zen
Lawyers from GoW have already reached the conclusion that placing kittens near sharp objects is a war crime and that Lego is to be punished for that. Plus, getting blown to bits by a 1,000 lb bomb is far less painful than getting slowly hacked to pieces by a kitchen knife.
(PS, where's the PETA factory so we can bomb it also?)
You KNEW there was kittens in Jackson, yet you bombed it anyway!
The location of the PETA factory is well know and full of homeless kittens and non combatants, you sir are a MONSTER!
Your lawyers can kiss my PETA arse! We wont rest until the World Court wacks your pee pee!
*con wonders why more Lego guys haven't jumped on this bandwagon*
*"Winning is still the goal, and we cannot win if we lose (gawd, that was brilliant - you can quote me on that if you want. And con - I don't want to see that in your sig."- Beta
Erhm, official PETA representative, is there any chance you would also defend the poultry of this world? Of course, I know, kittens make much better poster material, but it seems to me that more chickens have died over the past centuries... a crime left unprotested!
And the argument that we put hose chickens near sharp objects is easily refuted. Their natural habitat is not the desert, all we want to do is to give our chickens a rustic brook to drink from, and some lush meadows to frolick around in. I dare to say that GS is the only team which (nearly) treats its pets as equals, and is even known to invade other continents in order to give them the land they deserved from the start. And of course we'd want to do the same for other nation's pets, so in case someone has a camel who wants to visit our deserts, just put him on a boat, and we'll provide him the holiday of a lifetime!.
So... is it possible that we could get some PETA support for our good cause? I know you guys are normally only complaining about mistreating animals, but for a change you could try to be a bit more positive when some nation is trying its best for their beloved national animal!
DeepO
Those BBs killed a lot of chickens, and everybody knows how good the memory of chickens is. I doubt that they would want an escort any time soon... well... at least not the first 5 years or soOriginally posted by Tiberius
If the chickens handed over their weapons, they would be allowed to safely leave Legoland. We could even organize a escort. You saw how friendly our BBs are
DeepO
Sir
I'm afraid your plea is based on the assumption that PETA is rational.
Need I say anymore?
Last edited by conmcb25; December 3, 2004 at 14:16.
*"Winning is still the goal, and we cannot win if we lose (gawd, that was brilliant - you can quote me on that if you want. And con - I don't want to see that in your sig."- Beta
No you don't, you're absolutely right
DeepO
Actually, Lego's beloved national animal is actually the Pet Rock. But far less of those seem to die in bombings, so we're focusing on the kittens...positive when some nation is trying its best for their beloved national animal!
We would kindly ask GoW... no we BEG GoW to not bomb our farms.
The conservation of our beloved domesticated Lego cow is of great global value. Destroying their agricultural ecosystem would endanger the survival of this unique species. They need to be preserved and allowed to evolve at all price in their natural habitat!!!
We fear that in the intense bombing around Jackson and Legopolis our cows will suffer. We request help from PETA and the world community to apply presure on GoW to stop these cruel bombings.
SAVE THE LEGO COWS!!!
We know that GoW have some problems with their own cows, so we would gladly sell them some of ours; however for this GoW has to end the war!It seems that they tried to use their cows to form Mobile Armored Cow Divisions, or shortly MAD COW. The results were disastrous, as you can see for yourself.
You want to import cows from GoW? No? THEN SAVE THE LEGO COWS!!!
Last edited by Tiberius; December 3, 2004 at 17:39.
"The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
--George Bernard Shaw
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
--Woody Allen
The propoganda coming out of this war is definitely more fun than the last one.
OMFG!
They are bombing the rare and sacred Lego Cows as well!
Master MadZen is truely a monster.
We are going to redouble the efforts of PETA to make sure Master MadZen gets his pee pee wacked!
*"Winning is still the goal, and we cannot win if we lose (gawd, that was brilliant - you can quote me on that if you want. And con - I don't want to see that in your sig."- Beta
Do pet rocks like desert? Otherwise just put them on a boat, and send them our way. We'll promise to... erhm... escort themOriginally posted by ZargonX
Actually, Lego's beloved national animal is actually the Pet Rock.
As to Lego cows: they're not Roman battle cows, are they? (rather obscure reference here)
DeepO
Isn't that rather cruel to Animal, the mad drummer?Originally posted by conmcb25
We are going to redouble the efforts of PETA to make sure Master MadZen gets his pee pee wacked!
DeepO
he is not an animal but a sub human therefore we really aren't concerned about his well being, its the dam kittens and cows we are upset about!
*"Winning is still the goal, and we cannot win if we lose (gawd, that was brilliant - you can quote me on that if you want. And con - I don't want to see that in your sig."- Beta
Some how, MZ always reminded me of the Muppets' drummer. I thought that someone with the name of Animal deserved some PETA support as well
DeepO
Oh, and MZ, that was a compliment
DeepO
Hum. Maybe I should stop posting after drinking a bit of wine on a Friday night. I'm starting to see mad, evil muppets everywhere. Never mind this, let's get back to the kittens
DeepO
remember walls have ears - we know, we built them........
Originally posted by DeepO
Oh, and MZ, that was a compliment
DeepO
/me diverts the bombers eastward....
A true ally stabs you in the front.
Secretary General of the U.N. & IV Emperor of the Glory of War PTWDG | VIII Consul of Apolyton PTW ISDG | GoWman in Stormia CIVDG | Lurker Troll Extraordinaire C3C ISDG Final | V Gran Huevote Team Latin Lover | Webmaster Master Zen Online | CivELO (3°)
Somehow, I am not surprised by MZ and his GoW cronies bombing kittens. They are usually afraid to pick on someone who can bite back.
Well, the kittens distant relatives, the tigers, lions, and snow leopards (look left), are not amused, and will support PETA in ways you can only imagine.
(as I start chewing on some poor unsuspecting bomber pilot's neck. He dies screaming, and wondering how the he11 did a snow leopard get in the cockpit.)
(and to the first smart a$$ who raises it - yes - I brought a parachute.)
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
How did he get out of prison?
Shape-shifting.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
* Master Zen diverts the bombers eastward....
Let them go west instead. They can bomb Lego while they travel.
It's more fun
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
Ignore him, three way wars are far more fun. On the other hand, diverting them northeastward would affect nobody of consequence if you know what I mean.....
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