The Cario Star
Pyramids built in Tripoli
Treaty With Babylonians
disorder on the increase
new temple building program
Pyramids built in tripoli
The great tomb to our founding emperor Cockney I has been completed in the great city of Tripoli, a spokesmen said that it was "a great achivement which only a civilisation such as ours could complete" an overjoyed Cario resident commented "Its a great day to be an eygptian". Rumours that other such projects are underway have been denied by officals.
Treaty with Babylonians
Following up on the informal "suez" agreement reached between the Eygptian and Babylonian goverments, a formal peace treaty has been signed. "this treaty represents the dawn of a new era in our relationship with the Babylonian leaderships and its people" said a foriegn ministry spokesmen.
A recent suprise attacks by two groups of rebels has ended up for defeat for goverment forces and the capture of port haricourt and Kampala . "This is a disgrace, Eygpt must do more to protect it people!" said one oppostion offical. The govermet said it was doing all it could to stop the barbarians and recapture the cities.
Disorder on the increase
Its offical, more and more people are taking to the streets to prostest about, well anything and everything. The govermets approval rating is down to 48% "we are not worried, everything is fine" we were assured by goverment spokemen
New Temple building program acconced
In oder to quell the recent spate of rioting and protest the goverment acconced that it would be spending more money on temples. "We should be spending that money on military equipment rather than temples" said an angry defence ministry offical, although goverment spokemen said that there was no rift bettween the army of the goverment