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Got a map?
Hello, I'm Gafad Gafan, and I'm Premier of the Khaftani Soviet!
As you may know, we have recently seized power in [CENSORED], with the help of several other groups, who we have already betrayed and wiped out.
As you may also know, we are in it right up to our eyebrows, what with the Al Mastifi army closing in on us and everything.
That's why we need your help!
Do you want to see a socialist government in Al Mastif?
If you do, then you've got to move pretty quick!
And I mean quick!
Dammit, we're already being bombed, okay?
And there's another quarter of a million or so bloody tanks rumbling down the Great Connecting!
Help us, dammit!
HELP US!
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Got a map?
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So which of the two [CENSORED]s have they taken power in?
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Squeb, if you take Ka-Babel up on his offer, the first job he would then propose doing for you would be the assassination of Gafad Gafan. The Free Government of Arkatahten would have to think he was still with them for his plan to work, and he would need your help in orchestrating its success.
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The big one, with the red dot.Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
So which of the two [CENSORED]s have they taken power in?
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Gafan's not going to be assassinated.Originally posted by arkatahten
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Squeb, if you take Ka-Babel up on his offer, the first job he would then propose doing for you would be the assassination of Gafad Gafan. The Free Government of Arkatahten would have to think he was still with them for his plan to work, and he would need your help in orchestrating its success.
He's going to be taken alive, and his death will be televised, and his soul will be forcefully thrust into the jaws of the Accursed himself.
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Hi, it's Gafad Gafan here, and I'm really sweating!
Our forces are in a total rout, our villages are being bulldozed, as are our families.
We've got, say, 215 hours at most, and after that we're activating our stockpiles, taking out a heck of a lot of Apolyton Orii.
The fallout will, I'm sure, seriously annoy the rest of you but, hey, **** the lot of you!
We're going to die, you're going to die, your citizens are going to die, and it'll all be your fault.
Have a nice day, ***holes!
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Hello, it's Metanaban Al Mastif, coming live to you from Agrabah, where we're coordinating the inevitable total destruction of the Marxist-Leninist rebels.
We know you've already been contacted by one Gafad Gafan, who has asked for your intervention.
I suggest you decline his invitation, as to do so would be treated as an act of war, and would force us to utilise nuclear and biological weaponry, which would severely ruin your day.
The rebels only have about 215 hours at most, so any intervention would be pretty much ineffectual anyway, meaning you’re not actually losing anything by minding your own business.
In the end it's up to you: You either save billions, and avoid total global warfare, or... you don't, and we all die.
Your choice.
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[ooc: nice map]
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Tick tock, get a move on!
The Apocalypse is knocking at our doors!
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Grand Commander Panahk-Wosreht of Arkatahten expresses his concern to Metanaban Al Mastif regarding the possibility of nuclear or biological contamination in the area. He requests that, if he can get his forces into the contested zone, they be allowed to contain Gafad Gafan.
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Grand Commander Panahk-Wosreht of Arkatahten sends word to Gafad Gafan that he feels kinship with his plight, that the new government of Arkatahten is incensed at their coersion into honoring old treaties that have nothing to do with the new world in Arkatahten. The Grand Commander asks that, if he is able to get his forces past the forces of Al Mastif, he be allowed to join them as they defend their claim to the area.
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Grand Commander Panahk-Wosreht of Arkatahten alerts Metanaban Al Mastif that he has contacted Gafad Gafan and pretended to be sympathetic to his cause. The Grand Commander also alerts Metanaban Al Mastif that, if his offer is accepted by Gafad Gafan, he requests access to the area, the proposal being that half of the troops welcomed in by Gafad Gafan will be from Arkatahten and half will be Al Mastif forces wearing Arkatahten uniforms.
Grand Commander Panahk-Wosreht of Arkatahten lets Gafad Gafan know that he has assured Metanaban Al Mastif that Arkatahten is still on the side of the Al Mastif's in order to trick them into letting the Arkatahten weaponry into [CENSORED]. The Grand Commander also lets Gafad Gafan know that, if Metanaban accepts his offer, he will have to allow one-eighth of the forces ear-marked for this action to be Al Mastif troops in Arkatahten uniforms.
"It is only one-eighth of the numbers. I had to agree to it, but we can betray them once we're in [CENSORED]."
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quad post?
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(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
No...
Look at the times.
Besides, it wasn't like that when I checked up earlier.
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So, is anybody else looking to join in?
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In my creative opinion, these should all be SEPERATE posts. For fake time's sake...Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Theres something called the EDIT button
The Karakas Department of Foreign Affairs issued a statement:
However, others have not been as kind. The Union of Marxist College Students said
Karakas supports the right of the government of Al Mastif to defend its territory against rebellion and other disruptions. The position of the Karakas government is that foreigners do not need to interfere in what is an internal affair of Al Mastif.
The Labor Party introduced a resolution into the National Senate in today's meeting, after the Al Mastifi operations became known.
The Al Mastifi repression of Khaftan constitutes a clear and present danger to all free peoples and workers of Apolyton. All socialist governments of Apolyton must act immediately to stop the Al Mastifi war machine. As a first step, they must overthrow the fascist military camp that is Karakas!
Once Senate security got everyone back in their seat, a vote was taken. By a nearly 2 to 1 margin, the resolution was defeated.
RECOGNIZING that President Djordjevic and the Nationalist Party are friends of dictators, tyrants, and murderers;
RECALLING that someone famous whose name I don't remember said that none of us is free so long as one of us is not free;
RECOGNIZING that the Nationalist government is objectively a pile of fetid garbage that sucks crud in hell;
....
Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.
What?Originally posted by arkatahten
Grand Commander Panahk-Wosreht of Arkatahten alerts Metanaban Al Mastif that he has contacted Gafad Gafan and pretended to be sympathetic to his cause. The Grand Commander also alerts Metanaban Al Mastif that, if his offer is accepted by Gafad Gafan, he requests access to the area, the proposal being that half of the troops welcomed in by Gafad Gafan will be from Arkatahten and half will be Al Mastif forces wearing Arkatahten uniforms.
You think that the Thrice-Blessed Sword of the Angels cannot defeat a rabble of Marxist-Leninist... heretics?
You're flying close to the Sun, Panahk, and I'll be found to be incorrect if you don't get burnt!
Regards,
- Metanaban Al Mastif
(So! Associating with Marxists, eh? I'll show him!)
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What? You didn't get the rum and vodka or something? No need to get your panties in a knot, Mr. Al Mastif.Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
What?
You think that the Thrice-Blessed Sword of the Angels cannot defeat a rabble of Marxist-Leninist... heretics?
You're flying close to the Sun, Panahk, and I'll be found to be incorrect if you don't get burnt!
Regards,
- Metanaban Al Mastif
(So! Associating with Marxists, eh? I'll show him!)
Offer of aid and fun deception is withdrawn as your ego won't allow for it. Have a drink.
Your pal,
Panahk
P.S. We will be sending a shipment of "Doesn't Play Well With Others" shirts to you posthaste. Have fun with your little war.
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After we've crushed those communists, you and I need to have a little chat, Panahk.
It doesn't pay to be uncivil to an Al Mastifi.
P.S. Loved the shirts!
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The rash from the shirts was more serious than suspected. Metanaban Al Mastif had loved the shirts. How funny to see his men decked out in "Doesn't Play Well With Others" garments. He had laughed at Grand Commander Panahk's insult, but now he just itched.
With a curse, he swigged back some liquor, threw his feet up on his desk and called for a medic.
Cheeky bastard!
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Heh heh heh...
Know what?
**** you!
We're launching those ****ing nukes, and it's to ****ing late to ***** about it!
Oh, and what about your poor little citizens?
**** 'em!
You left us to die, and now we're really pissed!
Watch my finger!
Where's it going?
Oh, look!
It's a big red button!
I wonder what this button...
What are you... Who... You won't take me alive, capitalist pig!
Guards! Guards!
Stay back!
I'll kill us all!
I'll...
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Whew!!! Under control!!! We never doubted you!!!
- Panahk
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The Former Government of Auldoniina whilst holidaying in Jonchastan issued the following statement.
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Meanwhile Metanaban scratched.
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