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**Trokair** · June 3, 2004, 10:59

AHHHHHH, you fiends, hanging an innocent man. Oh well, Beer is free in heaven

**Skanky Burns** · June 3, 2004, 11:03

But bourbon is free if you are a racing team manager on earth.

**Theben** · June 3, 2004, 11:04

Originally posted by Trokair
AHHHHHH, you fiends, hanging an innocent man. Oh well, Beer is free in heaven

Another "oops, wrong thread" post!

Didn't Jamski do that also?

**Theben** · June 3, 2004, 11:07

Originally posted by Chaunk
It must be fun flinging accusations around with no fear of recrimination Thebem.

Actually it is.

And the +1's are quite nice as well.

btw don't think I didn't notice the hipocracy in yer post.

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**Chaunk** · June 3, 2004, 11:12

PM Sent.

**joncha** · June 3, 2004, 14:09

vote sent

**DarkCloud** · June 3, 2004, 14:32

DarkCloud, looking up from his lists of voting and lists of the accused, tried his best to make something out of the morass. Just what could he be missing. Just what could he have missed. Trokair had to have been the killer- but now Trokair was dead... and Lube was dead... and Rasputin was dead... and who could be doing the killing if Trokair had been killed.

Events weighed heavy on his heart.

...

At the Grocery Store later that day, DarkCloud nearly had a heart attack when asked "paper or plastic"

Things just weren't going his way.

**DarkCloud** · June 3, 2004, 14:38

Orders Sent

**Trokair** · June 3, 2004, 14:41

Thinking of Galactic Overlord, Darkcloud?

**Chaunk** · June 3, 2004, 14:43

Originally posted by DarkCloud
Orders Sent

Killing orders?

**DrSpike** · June 3, 2004, 15:52

Sent.

**DarkCloud** · June 3, 2004, 17:13

yes. of course, killing orders

which player to "cross off the LIST, so to speak

"

**Imran Siddiqui** · June 3, 2004, 17:43

Backs away from Darkcloud

Oh, and sent.

**Zopperoni** · June 3, 2004, 17:46

Episode 3

"Blown engine! Blown engine! Good God almighty, look at all that smoke!", Imran Siddiqui exclaimed.
Ronnie Joncha had just blown up his engine and was rolling forward on the straight. HongHu was waiving the yellow flag to warn the other cars. Commissioner DarkCloud immediately suspended the session, and when all the cars returned to the pit area, stewards began getting Joncha's car off the track.

"Are you alright?", HongHu asked.
"Yea, I'm fine, thanks", Joncha replied.
HongHu and two other stewards helped him out of his car. Joncha was able to walk to the paddock by himself, so HongHu proceeded with getting the car removed from the track.

"How is this possible?!", Skanky Burns asked Loinburger, as he threw his headset down.
"I don't know, boss, but we'll get that engine back running again."
"It's a good thing we have a day off tomorrow, we need to get that car ready for the qualifying session."

Once Joncha's car was removed, the session resumed. With Team SBR out of the way, DrSpike Miller managed to set the fastest time of the session.

After the session, everyone gathered in the restaurant again, where DarkCloud presented the outcome of the second vote. The '"winner" today is: Chaunk, Team UR's mechanic.

"No way, I didn't anybody. I found the body, remember? I wouldn't kill my own engineer!", said Chaunk.
"Too late, brother, you're going to be hanged", Imran replied.
"Looks like it's 'kill-the-mechanic' days lately", Anita added.

And so, young Chaunk was led to flag poles and was hanged on a flag pole next to Trokair.

"Is it over now?", asked Urban Ranger.
"Let's hope so", HongHu replied.

**********

The following day was a day off for all the teams, some spent the day sight-seeing at Apolyton. Others, like Team SBR needed the time to fit a new engine into the car.
Knowing that he had lost his head engineer and mechanic, Urban Ranger knew he needed a good plan for the upcoming race, so he asked DrSpike to come to the track early.

"You wanted to see me, Mr. Ranger?", DrSpike asked, "Boss?"
Urban Ranger's chair was facing the other way, and DrSpike walked towards it.
"Boss?"
Then DrSpike saw someone in the chair with a plastic bag over his head. On the body of Urban Ranger lied today's newspaper with a cross carved out in the middle. DrSpike quickly removed the bag, but it was too late. His boss, Urban Ranger, was the third victim. He called DarkCloud and it was announced that a third round of voting would be held today.

**********

Alright time to send in those PMs again

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Alive

Name
Role
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Name
Role

Imran Siddiqui TV Commentator
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DrSpike Team UR Driver

HongHu Race Steward
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Skanky Burns Team SBR Teamboss

DarkCloud Race Official
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Anita Blake Pit Reporter

Loinburger Team SBR Engineer
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:) Smiley Main Sponsor

Joncha Team SBR Driver
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Dead

Name
Cause of Death
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Name
Cause of Death

Ljube-Ljcvetko Assassinated
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Trokair Paddock

Rasputin Assassinated
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Chaunk Paddock

Urban Ranger Assassinated
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Status
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Votes

Day
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R1: Trokair - Three votes 

R2: Chaunk - Four votes

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