Al mastif Plane seen heading over the border of Western APolyton , heading to the capital Airport...
The former government of Western Apolyton have been granted Al Mastifi citizenship (and it sure cost 'em!), and as Al Mastifis (being unwilling to sign global human rights treaties) are exempted from prosecution for alledged 'war crimes', any attempt to impede their return to their homeland will be treated as an act of war.
It seems the day is mine, Comrade Rasputin!
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hope you checked their baggage !!!!!!
Oh, we did, Raspie!
AMIO's not going to be foiled by their own tactics!
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make sure you get a full body scan on those government officials we dont trust them .....
Guardinia has no intention of attacking Al Mastif. The plane was left unharmed and allowed to pass through our screens, but our air crews and traffic controllers sent so many curses along the way that their radios almost melted...
Meanwhile, our air and ground offensive against remaining Western Apolyton forces continues at full strength, as this forces are still seen as a threat to our citizens and theirs.
"Politics is to say you are going to do one thing while you're actually planning to do someting else - and then you do neither."
-- Saddam Hussein
The Tooled-Up Sultanate of Al Mastif apologises for causing so much inconvenience to the fellow nations of Apolyton, but responsibility to citizens comes before petty recriminations.
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The rebels in the Easter nProvince waited. They had been informed of the planes departure and had prepared themselves.
The young leader looked again to the western skies and finally saw what he was waiting for. A plane was approaching fast.
He gave the orders and the Mobile SAM was readied.
The plane was soon on the targeting screen and locked in.
The crew smiled as they fired a series or missiles.
The corrupt government would never again be a problem.
The missiles homed in on their target and the first two hit simultanously. A large fireball erupted and sent pieces of the plane falling in all directions.
The rebels cheered and then dismantled camp as quick as they could.
The newly formed Government looked over the maps.
They were losing ground agaisnt all enemies.
A last ditch battle for the Western Ports had failed.
They looked at each other and frowned, this was the end of Western Apolyton.
The Citizens had already begun leaving the country, many had trekked through the mountians to the east and were currently setting up camps in forgien lands. Some had chartered boats and were heading far far away.
The government typed up its surrender papers and sent them to the Governments of the invaders.
"The Western Apolyton Government hereby unconditionally surrenders to Guardina and Boondi. We await your response, but have ordered all our troops to drop their weopons and to surrender immediatly."
Are you using this account? There are a lot of spelling mistakes here.
Originally posted by Sally
The newly formed Government looked over the maps.
They were losing ground agaisnt all enemies.
A last ditch battle for the Western Ports had failed.
They looked at each other and frowned, this was the end of Western Apolyton.
The Citizens had already begun leaving the country, many had trekked through the mountians to the east and were currently setting up camps in forgien lands. Some had chartered boats and were heading far far away.
The government typed up its surrender papers and sent them to the Governments of the invaders.
"The Western Apolyton Government hereby unconditionally surrenders to Guardina and Boondi. We await your response, but have ordered all our troops to drop their weopons and to surrender immediatly."
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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On closer inspection of the postings, I'm beginning to smell something fishy.
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Ras,
I need evidence that Sally's account is not your DL.
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(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
what evidence you need? photo eveidence of her typing in the posts?
posting from another ip address.??
all eveidnece that can be faked but gladly will be provided.
He's got a point, you know...
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well seeing she seems to want to be friends again, ill do my best to get her to prove she is an individual and not me....
I have no doubt that she's a unique individual... the question is: does she still post here?
Don't let this chase you away, Ras. It's just an important issue that needs to be resolved.
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no one still given what eveidence required to prove the existance of Sally...
Showing that Sally is a woman is a good start.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
How would... you sick, sick individual!
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hmmm nude pics of Razs girls.... hmmm i think the admins might get a bit peeved with that !!!!
I wouldn't mind...
Unless she's a dog, that is.
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Well, some Poly women posters were able to show that they are women without showing pictures. Besides, images are worthless because you can find them everywhere on the Net.
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(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
Exactly!
Raspie, I'm going to be expecting 4 pages of hardcore pornography by the end of the week!
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Ask Sally a question that only a woman could answer. I don't know what that would be, though.
Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.
No, I'll stick with the porn.
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After over 12 months of self-imposed world exile Boondi has reopened its borders.
Reports are there was devastating effects from the chemical weapons that were detonated over 12 months ago.
However with the extensive aid sent from neighboring nations and the countless clean up teams it seems Boondi has recovered enough to reopen its borders to the rest of the world
From the President
“Ladies and gentlemen of the world press, let me take this opportunity to say a few words. Boondi is now safe. We have, with the help of our foreign friends, been able to cleanse our nation of all ill effects of the chemical weapons. This task was completed some time ago; however, we needed to be absolutely sure this seasons crops and primary produce was not affected. We have has scientists from all over the globe helping us and they all agree there is no longer any remaining effects from the blasts or the fall out.
One last thing. Now that we have reclaimed out traditional border, we have reverted back to our traditional name – THE OLD DARK NAVY BLUES.”:
Attitude reflects Leadership!!!
Rasputopia officialy welocomes back the Nation of The Old Dark Navy BLues, formely known as Boondi.
It is planned to hold some top level meetings to discuss ways of discarding all the chemicla wastes into some barren areas.
Perhpas over in Ceroo will do....
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