Well I'm bad at geography but I think Hawaii is rather far away from Australia, as well as Europe. Mainland US too, for that matter.
Well, we have their e-mail address, so we can locate their IP... then find their RL location... probably take half an hour... Then we probably need to find their real name...
But then...
-jam
1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.
Well I'm bad at geography but I think Hawaii is rather far away from Australia, as well as Europe. Mainland US too, for that matter.
Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
Grapefruit Garden

Why going in person?![]()
Might be called overkill, but an precision air strike executed by the US naval airforce is as effective as going in person and playing Mafia (Jam).
And then we can explain the killings away by saying that we've got an old map.
Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
Grapefruit Garden

Collateral killings you mean?
Nah, everyone knows that the Navy's navigation isn't what it should be, especially when land is involved...![]()
Turn Thread Peanuts Parody
#1: Damn Franky
Hey!
I don't begrudge people like that.
Also I don't swear in real life either.
Edit:
I only begrudge people that I preceive are specifically doing things to annoy others, or are fully aware they're annoying others and really don't care.
Last edited by Kody; May 5, 2004 at 21:48.

I love that script!
But seriously, sorry about the delay. Once I send out turnfiles, I delete my turn so that it's fair. But I guess I'll stop doing that because of this little "incident".
Turn will be sent when I get home tonite to replay my turn.
(Sorry gang, I dropped the ball on this one.)
Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis
Speaking of which, someone should stop spamming and play the bl00dy turn...
TTPP #2:
Blah etc. Blah etc. etc. Blah
Last edited by Enigma_Nova; May 5, 2004 at 22:49.
Can you just download the zip file from your send files and unzip it and resend it Franky?
Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
Grapefruit Garden
I may recycle characters based upon who fits the scene well, so I can better use the strips I find.
The main characters I will be using:
Barinthus: Charlie Brown
HongHu: Sally Brown
GeoModder: Rerun Van Pelt
Myself: Lucy Van Pelt
Jamski: Peppermint Patty
Kody: Linus Van Pelt
Frankychan: Snoopy
Hercules: Schroeder
TTPP #3:
The making of Heart of Fire

HongHu-my email doesn't automatically save a sent email. But thanks for trying to help out anyways.
I'm at work right now and won't be able to play it until I get home.
Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis
Originally posted by Enigma_Nova
TTPP #3:
The making of Heart of Fire![]()
Hey how come I don't get to be Linus?
Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
Grapefruit Garden
Linus is copyright Kody 2003.
Okay okay maybe there was someone that copyrighted it first half a century ago, but I copyrighted it second.
Edit:
Reply to below post. Yeah I know, but I took Linus as my avatar last year. I figured you say which year you copyrighted it.
Last edited by Kody; May 6, 2004 at 01:24.
You do realise that it is 2004, right?
EDIT: Reply to above post:
Okay, never mind.
Does that mean Buster has copyrighted Snoopy?
Last edited by Enigma_Nova; May 6, 2004 at 03:16.
I wonder what's going through Franky's mind...
TTPP #4: All you have is BELIEVE
TTPP #5: Let's not talk about tech trades...![]()
TTPP #6: Hazards of Replacing Players
TTPP #7: Posting history of Jamski
(Also the first TTPP with colour)
TTPP #8: Casual vs. Serious (smacktalk 1)
Enigma Nova, I tire of your unfunny personal abuse. Congratulations on being the first poster to make it onto my ignore list.
-Jam
1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.
He's just mad that I outspammed him.![]()

Well it something to read while I wait.
On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation
You mean...
Franky hasn't sent you the turn yet.
*sigh*
Preparing to PM Barinthus...
Franky needs to get more reliable with his turns.
He should be honest when he says he can play turns.
Either that or he hasn't been home from work in 5 days.
Here's the time controls I normally play by:
1. 24 hours standard to play the turn
2. Up to 1/3 of turns can be extended to 48 hours by request
3. Penalty for 1 late turn is mandatory END TURN
4. Penalty for 2 in a row is faction destruction
Barinthus needs time controls,
Franky needs a more rigorous SMAC schedule,
and everyone else needs their bl00dy turn!
People are generally fairly relaxed with how prompt turns are. Sure they complain or tease when they're the ones waiting, but beyond that they don't do that much.
You see there's always the possibility that other players may find themselves in the same situation of not being able to play the turn promptly. Also being a turn Nazi can kill the fun.


DID I JUST NOT TELL YOU THAT I WOULD SEND THE TURN WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK??? HUH? DIDN'T I?
Anyway, THANK YOU Kody for understanding my situation.
Turn has been emailed to Hercules.
Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

/me covers his ears and hopes the outburst wasn't directed to himbut merely to Enigma.
![]()

Turn 2104 to Mrs H/Sally
Now lets's kick some peace into this game. Be aware the Peacekeepers will be sending inspectors toall factionspam producing countries in search of weapons of mass spamming.
On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

"The Hive's private shafts shall remain off-limits to the Peacekeeping Inspectors.
We possess no spamming capability, we are not constructing spam production centres,
and we shall not allow this Council to violate faction privileges in the name of this ridiculous witch hunt!"![]()
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