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People of Spain! We are in dark times! The Moors have conquered our dear Iberia, and now we have been condemned to exile in Persia [OOC: Vox is Persia, right?]!
Why have we had such a calamatous fate? What is the cause of this horrible disaster?
I tell you that I, Tifariki Inagalaside, have been appointed by Our Lord GOD himself to answer this question for the people of Spain.
Countrymen, we have strayed from the righteous path! We have become corrupt, godless, immoral sinners! Why have we lost so much that was once ours? We have betrayed Our Lord GOD, and he has punished us for this betrayal!
The first step of this betrayal was following that pretender we call the "Christ"! What good has he brought us? Nothing but turmoil! His questioning of our essential faith destroyed our wellbeing and encouraged that infidel Muhammad to incite the Moors to attack us! We must return to the worship of Our Lord GOD alone, who has no "Trinity" of incarnations, who does not advocate weak submission, as does the Moor's "Allah", but who demands that we avenge our lost homeland!
Down with our evil Egyptian overlords! Are these not the same Egyptians that brutally enslaved the first messengers of Our Lord GOD, the messengers who escaped from slavery, crossed the ocean, and came and freed us from our pagan ways? Are they not secretly subverting our leaders to convince them to forever abandon our homeland and instead engage in some mad venture into the land of Carthage?
People of Spain, unite behind me and we shall push the Moors out of Spain and chase them all the way through to their homeland, and then overrun them and their evil Chinese allies as well!
Fegusin anelo ogorebanusin Tifana Anede GUDANA! [May Our Lord GOD forgive and reward us!]
IFELINA [THE PROPHET]
Why have we had such a calamatous fate? What is the cause of this horrible disaster?
I tell you that I, Tifariki Inagalaside, have been appointed by Our Lord GOD himself to answer this question for the people of Spain.
Countrymen, we have strayed from the righteous path! We have become corrupt, godless, immoral sinners! Why have we lost so much that was once ours? We have betrayed Our Lord GOD, and he has punished us for this betrayal!
The first step of this betrayal was following that pretender we call the "Christ"! What good has he brought us? Nothing but turmoil! His questioning of our essential faith destroyed our wellbeing and encouraged that infidel Muhammad to incite the Moors to attack us! We must return to the worship of Our Lord GOD alone, who has no "Trinity" of incarnations, who does not advocate weak submission, as does the Moor's "Allah", but who demands that we avenge our lost homeland!
Down with our evil Egyptian overlords! Are these not the same Egyptians that brutally enslaved the first messengers of Our Lord GOD, the messengers who escaped from slavery, crossed the ocean, and came and freed us from our pagan ways? Are they not secretly subverting our leaders to convince them to forever abandon our homeland and instead engage in some mad venture into the land of Carthage?
People of Spain, unite behind me and we shall push the Moors out of Spain and chase them all the way through to their homeland, and then overrun them and their evil Chinese allies as well!
Fegusin anelo ogorebanusin Tifana Anede GUDANA! [May Our Lord GOD forgive and reward us!]
IFELINA [THE PROPHET]
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