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    Soon it'll be reality






    London, Nov 12: Pop singer Britney Spears' estranged hubby Kevin Federline has reportedly threatened to go public with the couples honeymoon sex tapes if she fails to make a hefty payout to him and hand custody of their two sons.

    Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.

    She is worried she will become infamous like Paris Hilton —whose home-made sex video, was put on the internet by her ex and became one of the world's most popular sites.

    The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games. It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles.

    "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess. They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever.
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    I can already see thousands of people DOING IT NOW!



  • #2
    They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.
    Now that's living!
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      • #4
        Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image


        Yep, she has a lot to fear there.
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #5
          Am I the only one more shocked by the Chess allegation?
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          • #6
            No.
            KH FOR OWNER!
            ASHER FOR CEO!!
            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DinoDoc
              Am I the only one more shocked by the Chess allegation?
              I wasn't shocked because I didn't read that far.
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #8
                That has to be a mistranslation. I'm sure they meant, played with her chest.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  Oh wait, nevermind.
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                  Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                  • #10
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #11
                      my pawn in the queen!
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                      • #12
                        WTF, you'd think no celebrity would be retarded enough to make sex tapes at all after Paris' hit the web... oh wait we're talking about Britney here nm.
                        Unbelievable!

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                        • #13
                          I would be more interested in a taped Britney Fed chess match, I wanna see how good they are.

                          Or at least he should post the matches somewhere with chess notation
                          I need a foot massage

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                          • #14
                            her wholesome image
                            We should post that on Engrish.com....
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                            • #15
                              Umm... why?
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