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    This will gladden you lot!

    So I spoke with Ben the other day.

    He's decided to change careers so to speak. He's going to become a Catholic priest, with the Dominicans!

    Thought you'd enjoy that tidbit.

    Here's the message he wanted me to post:

    Hi Poly, thought I should announce something that will come as no surprise.

    I've decided to join the priesthood. I am going to be moving to Irving TX to the priory there to begin my discernment with the dominicans.

    I hope that Poly will encourage me in my spiritual journey.
    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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    Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
    So I spoke with Ben the other day.

    He's decided to change careers so to speak. He's going to become a Catholic priest, with the Dominicans!

    Thought you'd enjoy that tidbit.

    Here's the message he wanted me to post:

    Hi Poly, thought I should announce something that will come as no surprise.

    I've decided to join the priesthood. I am going to be moving to Irving TX to the priory there to begin my discernment with the dominicans.

    I hope that Poly will encourage me in my spiritual journey.
    Enjoy discerning those altar boys' nuts in your mouth

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    • #3
      I wish Ben every success in his new calling.

      Good luck Ben.

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      • #4
        My only hope is that it teaches him some tolerance. I will not be holding my breath though.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #5
          Good luck becoming a Hound of God, BK.
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            Well at least he doesn't have to worry about finding a pretty Mexican women to marry anymore.
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #7
              Do Dominicans have to take a vow of not posting?
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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              • #8
                Perfect excuse for being a permanent virgin. It's just sad he couldn't come to terms with his homosexuality.

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                • #9
                  best of luck ben, may you hasten the demise of the catholic church.
                  "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                  "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                  • #10
                    I can't imagine a worst spiritual adviser. I pity any parish he is sent to. Assuming he isn't weeded out during the process.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      Good prank Nikolai.
                      Last edited by Thoth; April 1, 2015, 10:55. Reason: spellling
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                      • #12
                        DOH. Yeah pretty good. I didn't even blink.
                        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #13
                          forgot what day it was.

                          good joke nikolai and ben
                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                          • #14
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              We lasted 10 posts. I call that a win.
                              Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                              I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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