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    This is a ~22ft long, ~8foot wide STAR DESTROYER (like the ship from STAR WARS). It is best described as a bike-powered parade float. No bikes are included or attached; instead the craft is held up during flight* by 4 individuals on bikes.

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    If you think your life would be enhanced by owning a 22 FOOT LONG STAR DESTROYER that you and your friends could ride around Portland, please let me know ASAP!

    SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY. YOU WILL NEED 4 PEOPLE ON BIKES OR A VERY LARGE TRUCK TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THIS.

    *Spaceship is bike powered; it does not actually fly.


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    It's a vicious catch-22, though. Anyone who would want to own a 22-foot long, bike-powered Star Destroyer is very unlikely to have the 3 friends required to help move it.
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  • #2
    That is ProBaBly the stuPidest thing i have seen in several months.
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    • #3
      Just out of interest, how many decapitations has it caused so far?
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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      • #4
        How could life possibly be enhanced by owning such a ridiculous creation ?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
          Just out of interest, how many decapitations has it caused so far?
          whatever the number, it's not nearly enough
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Braindead View Post
            How could life possibly be enhanced by owning such a ridiculous creation ?
            How could it not?
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