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  • #1

    my life struggle

    can i make it past 9am without getting stoned?

    SUCCESS


    now i'm getting stoned
    To us, it is the BEAST.
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  • #2
    Well done. What time did you get up?

    And are you still hitting the gym?
    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
    RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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    • #3
      i was up around 5am, shitting my life away

      i haven't been working out as much in january so far

      i'm still going strong though
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Because I'll be a jobless bum as of Friday afternoon, and I live like a mile from campus, I think I'm just gonna start walking to and from my classes. I'm gonna be in tip top shape. The ladies'll be falling over themselves trying to get to me.

        Edit: Wait wait, the ladies'll be falling over themselves trying to get to me, BUT I'LL BE WALKING TOO FAST. BOOYAH.
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        • #5


          what's that noise?
          it's the sound of panties dropping
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            I think you should write a book. Maybe in German?

            What is German for "My Struggle" anyways?
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #7
              do you think there's a parallel universe where hitler had a soul patch instead of his patented mustache?

              i bet the genies in that world are compelled to provide honest wish results
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                Hitlers problem was that he was using amphetamines instead of grass, maybe that's what he used in the parallel universe and he became a decent painter instead.
                Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sava View Post
                  do you think there's a parallel universe where hitler had a soul patch instead of his patented mustache?
                  I dunno, but I do KNOW that in THIS universe, Hitler came back to life as a black man known as Barack HUSSEIN Obama!
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    i'm really proud of america

                    we elected a black guy whose middle name is hussein

                    sometimes i wonder if that actually happened
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      It only took him about 6 years to actually grow some balls, apparently.
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                        It only took him about 6 years to actually grow some balls, apparently.
                        it's tough to say obama was/is a good prez

                        most of the "great things" obama has done amounts to him just not being a republican

                        my evaluation of his presidency is probably going to be something along the lines of: "didn't keep fucking the country up like the Republicans but wasn't powerful enough to overcome their obstructionism"

                        the death of conservatism is more an issue of culture... it's probably unrealistic to expect any one politician to cure us of this political cancer

                        thankfully, the demographics are shifting... the problem is solving itself

                        those old white idiots are dying off en masse and their children aren't as conservative as they are/were

                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                          It only took him about 6 years to actually grow some balls, apparently.
                          Only took him until he has no more presidential elections to win and no more mid-terms to screw up.
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                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sava View Post
                            it's tough to say obama was/is a good prez

                            most of the "great things" obama has done amounts to him just not being a republican

                            my evaluation of his presidency is probably going to be something along the lines of: "didn't keep fucking the country up like the Republicans but wasn't powerful enough to overcome their obstructionism"
                            He passed a (major step in) universal health care bill. That alone makes his legacy positive.

                            He has drawn down some overseas commitments, but seemed just as willing to torture as the Republicans, unfortunately. And has done some decent things - like more rights for LGBT folks working in the federal government.
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                              He passed a (major step in) universal health care bill. That alone makes his legacy positive.

                              He has drawn down some overseas commitments, but seemed just as willing to torture as the Republicans, unfortunately. And has done some decent things - like more rights for LGBT folks working in the federal government.
                              Logically, I know that incremental progress is still progress. Having said that, I have a hard time getting in on the "YAY WE ARE MARGINALLY IMPROVED, KINDA" circle jerk.
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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