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  • My penis is worth $500,000!

    Dats wat da feminists say!

    The comedienne fronts the National Women's Law Center's new video campaign, during which she attends a sex change consultation in a bid to become a man, and thus earn a higher income.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

  • #2
    Your broken dick is worthless.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by AAAAAAAAH! View Post
      Your broken dick is worthless.
      $500,000 says it ain't *****!
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #4
        it's not how you lose it, it's how you use it.


        or something.
        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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        • #5
          I use mine to chop firewood.

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          • #6
            Stop mansplaining. Whoever has a penis has $500,000. You don't have to do anything.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #7
              I just wrote another check to my exwife. It's all good cause I still got my penis money.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                Tell me, what good is a penis when your balls are still in your ex-wifes purse ?
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by dannubis View Post
                  Tell me, what good is a penis when your balls are still in your ex-wifes purse ?
                  I get to keep those. You divorced? know alot about it.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #10
                    Kid, if your penis is worth $500,000, you have to sell it to get the money.
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      I have $500,000 and I still have a penis. I don't understand the logic because I'm a man, but you can read her newsletter.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                        I have $500,000 and I still have a penis.
                        Now only if you didn't have a shit personality, a woman might actually want to spend time with you!
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sava View Post
                            Now only if you didn't have a shit personality, a woman might actually want to spend time with you!
                            Your theory does not stand up to real world evidence. You get dates, don't you?
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                            • #15
                              There are different kinds of shit personalities. The "sniveling beta male bigot" is much less appealing than whatever I got going on.
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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