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  • #1

    OKCupid fun

    I've been browsing the site and coming across some monumental idiots. I'm going to post some of the funny tidbits from their profiles. However, I think it's best that we avoid linking to specific individuals. Feel free to contribute. Text is copied and pasted... complete with spelling and grammatical errors.

    I'm a hard working, fun loving woman.
    Just because I'm on here does not mean that I am desperate.
    Agree. But the fact you mentioned that you aren't desperate means that you are.

    The six things I could never do without
    *My boys
    *Family
    *Music
    *Sunshine
    *The Beach
    *Sex


    You should message me if
    Your not looking for a dirty whore.
    Key word was NOT....
    Mentioning sex does not necessarily make one a whore. However, it's the same as the "desperate" remark.

    Also, your boys aren't family?
    To us, it is the BEAST.
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    About a year ago I was fooling around with a couple of fake okcupid profiles with a friend and we ran across this really hot chick who had the green "responds very frequently" circle on her profile, and we were curious why.

    In her "about me" section she had written about how "the modern KKK is different" and she didn't think blacks were inferior but just "races should live separately" and "you have to be accepting of my beliefs."

    Mystery solved.

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    • #3
      I should make a profile just for fun.
      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
        I should make a profile just for fun.
        Or you could just try to date.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
          About a year ago I was fooling around with a couple of fake okcupid profiles with a friend and we ran across this really hot chick who had the green "responds very frequently" circle on her profile, and we were curious why.

          In her "about me" section she had written about how "the modern KKK is different" and she didn't think blacks were inferior but just "races should live separately" and "you have to be accepting of my beliefs."

          Mystery solved.
          Did you ask her if she wan sum fuk?
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            No, our fake profile had a black bodybuilder dude as its profile image and she said she didn't want black people messaging her

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            • #7
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                She seems to have piqued Ben's interest.

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                • #9
                  She seems to have piqued Ben's interest.
                  She's a legendary troll. Say what you will, you just have to step back and admire it.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                  2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                  • #10
                    There are bound to be willing hoes some where.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ricketyclik View Post
                      She seems to have piqued Ben's interest.
                      To be fair a butt plug piques Ben's interest.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #12
                        To be fair a butt plug piques Ben's interest.
                        I think many moons ago, I asked about what it was. Still don't understand it.
                        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                        2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                          She's a legendary troll. Say what you will, you just have to step back and admire it.
                          It wasn't a troll account. It was just some weird creepy racist white trash chick in the middle of Bum****, New York.

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                          • #14
                            But she was really hot, right? So who gives a **** what she thinks?
                            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                            • #15
                              I ran across a chick who said she'd been to several continents, including America and Latin America.
                              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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