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  • oh man

    I can't even type my own thoughts unless it's on poly
    this is just me unloading the week
    respond if you want or ignore
    other than possible entertainment, this thread serves no other purpose



    nothing like a good tolerance break
    time to see who's boss
    once
    ONCE

    ONCE A GODDAMN WEEK
    no more
    workouts persist
    diet is awesome lately, pounding bags of spinach ready to bust a nut up in olive oil
    the carttoion character
    you know
    popeey
    this standing desk situation is intersetging
    i can dance kinda to my musics
    :cooooooooooool::hpieeeeyipuup:

    i was just curious
    this is just the last bit
    i'm winng alldayeerrry day getting that dopamine fix
    prolly eating 4500 calories per day
    lost 1/2 an inch in this period, what like a little over a week?
    4 cups of fruit in the morning in my smoothie
    gotta get lots of complex carbs to give you a slow release of energy as opposed to the heavy spike from highly refined sugars
    workout drink is 1 pint of 1 squeezed lemon, 2-3 tablespoons of sugar... it's rich at first, but only drink half, then refill with water... i'll do 30 mins warmup on the lateral elliptical. my performance has already increased dramatically. then do weights... i'm still workig out the schedule

    maybe
    monday chest (just once a week with bench press... pyramid sets as high as I can go... previous max was 275 freedom units go up in 10 lb increments
    but i'm not like those screamer guys
    **** dude
    i almost forgot about SUPERDOUCHE

    Thissss motherfukere, omg, he walks in just fast walking eveyrwhere like a cokehead, chewing gum and sniffin his nose. I know whats up. either that or he's poudining coffees. no he's had to stop to pee more oftten. so anyways, he gets on the treadmill and turns on foxnews. ugh. okay whatever. then he turns up the treadmill to the fastest setting and straddles the belt... so its going superfast, loud as ****, easily louder than evyerthing else going on in that place. it's a small gym with maybe 8 or 9 people at most at any given time. usually its you and a few others. the owner is real strict. its basically like a job interview designed to weed out assssholes.

    i guess the process failed this time

    so he's got this loud thing going VROOOOOM OMO MOOOOOMO and he's just standing there watching tv... for maybe ten minutes... then he randomly just SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM takes like ten strides and stops, almost knocking the machine over. it rattled really loud and slammed on the ground. everyone stops and kinda looks over at him. he's totally focused on his foxnews (i'm mocking more the way he seemed into it, not necessarily the usual complaints about fox. we all know what it is)

    like ten more minutes go by (despite my stonededness, while sober I have an excellent sense of time)

    then he sprints like 4-5 more strides, slightly less violently

    more times goes by

    by this time, i was on another machine facing the opposite direction, the lateral elliptical (good for hockey, the other gym closeby did not have that machine, it was the dealmaker when i saw it)

    i think he finally turned down the speed
    then i heard the door slam shut

    he was driving one of those small penis compensation cars
    i think an audi

    he sped off

    everyone kinda looked around like sheesh

    so yeah, that happened


    )


    tuesday back (lifts with dumbells dumbbells okay thanks spellcheck hahah but you still consider yourself not a word spellcheck oh the irony

    okay what i'm so ****ing add sometimes
    lemme see if i can download the **** form that app

    tues still. core maybe?

    oh man typing tht sotry wore me out, i think i may sleep
    this was fun

    tune in next week for another episode of sava
    peace out

    )
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    WEREHIGHERTHANANITAHTIHAODFOADS:Fc
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      this is better too
      so much better
      like i feel as if joy picked me up and shoved me up its assssss
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        i'll be performing at teh huskies muff in anchorage alaska augeust 23rd to the 32nd
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          2332
          i should take this opporutniy to play arond with ableton live
          maybe make a music video out of something stupid
          like my nephew barfing on my sister
          she got it at least a dozen times today
          here nurse
          suck suck suck BLAHJCRAGHH
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            and he kinda smiles at you as he's heaving
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              tldr
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #8
                i swear to god bitch if the world ran on baby barf we'd all sing kumbayaaa OH **** REMEMBER CARTER WONG
                HEEYA
                HIIYA
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  thats good DD
                  it requires at least a third grade reading lievel
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    you vaginal discharge
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      thats fermented in days in pajama pants
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        so putrid the crabs dropped dead
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          before you licked them up
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            and fellated a hemorrhagic donkey
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              whose georgian (country not state) vagrant owner injected his own semen via urethral catheter
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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