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  • Simcity

    The new Simcity

    Poor sims speak ghetto simlish.

    Only low wealth white trash sims attends motocross events

    Green energy is functionally useless

    Up to 7 squad cars and a police chopper can chase 1 criminal for stealing a donut, then impound him for a year of "Rehabilitation" in a police station dungeon

    Buildings with sick workers sound like a Nazi death camp when you click on them

    Cannot name any city "Towelheadville," "Gookville" or any racial slur + ville.

  • #2
    How about "Wiggyisanasshatville?"
    When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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    • #3
      I installed a mod that gets around the city name restrictions. It also lets you install vending machines that dispense used schoolgirls' panties.

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      • #4
        Okay loin that's enough.

        (obviously I have no conclusive evidence that it's loin; there are a couple other posters it could be, but this seems his style.)

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        • #5
          This is easier than requesting a username change. When I requested the name change to "loinburger" I had to pester the mods for weeks.

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          • #6
            Sim City

            Picked it up last night. Very amused by it so far. If anyone wants to make a Poly region, I'd be down.
            Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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            • #7
              We should set that up.

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              • #8
                It's a complete 180 from Simcity 4. I'm honestly surprised by this "Sim Town" approach, and by the fact they hired someone to input "Towelhead" into their censor. Not sure what to make of it so far, mainly because it seems I'm always in need of more residential, and fires caused by traffic jams blocking my firetrucks seem insanely frequent.

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                • #9
                  Fires are annoying!

                  I dislike the amount of protesting my people do. I'd like there to be a "police beat down" option. Your water is dirty? TOO BAD!
                  Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                  • #10
                    Looking forward to when they will release this game over here. Why on Earth do they still keep with the old approach by releasing games in one place before the other places
                    This space is empty... or is it?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cervical Gundersnatch View Post
                      I installed a mod that gets around the city name restrictions. It also lets you install vending machines that dispense used schoolgirls' panties.
                      Now that's a mod worth using.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #12
                        for even more SC5 related comedy, please refer to this review by the bastard child of Mario and Borat:
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #13
                          Let me know when they expand the tile size, denerf the transportation options, allow contiguous cities, and all the other things they amputated from SimCity 4.
                          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                          • #14
                            I can't say I'm enthusiastic about the changes. The problem is that a lot of people [read: me] play SimCity as a sandbox, and as such like the idea of being able to test things out, undo them if they don't work, and generally just play by myself. I wouldn't mind the social stuff at all if it were an option - heck, it sounds like fun - but it's not why I play SimCity primarily, and I want the ability to have a larger city and to have offline play.
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                            • #15
                              Yes. Everything Snoopy said. All of it.

                              Besides, the newest version of the NAM for SC4 just released last week.
                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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