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    You know you like to talk military stuff

    I've just seen some documentary stuff about Napoleon. So I have a question: if Germany and France went at it today, who would win?

    No nukes, of course.



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  • #2
    Once you find France's hidey hole?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Re: France vs. Germany - Today

      Originally posted by VetLegion
      So I have a question: if Germany and France went at it today, who would win?
      Everyone else.
      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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      • #4


        or

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        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          I like both
          But Germans are evil.
          But French have Chirac as their president.
          Damn, hard
          "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
          I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
          Middle East!

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          • #6
            Currently France spends more on its military than Germany. That gives it a large initial advantage. If the war is long, then Germany's large size and greater total wealth would tip the issue.
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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            • #7
              France would win
              I need a foot massage

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              • #8
                But it's more probable Germany will get a stab in its back than France
                "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                Middle East!

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                • #9
                  Germany on penalties. The French protest to FIFA, claiming Germans convinced their keeper that the ball was highly radioactive.

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                  • #10
                    France will win

                    they have better weapons, and enough top fighting foreigners in the Légion étrangère who wont surrender
                    I need a foot massage

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                    • #11
                      I put my money on the defendors side. But if they announce war on each other and try to destroy each other at the same time, difficult to say.

                      And like Brancy says, France does have a bunch of elite soldiers with attitude, but there's only 8000 of them. Still enough to be considerable force though.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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                      • #12
                        the french will outsmell them
                        CSPA

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                        • #13
                          France. They have the nukes. And Obelix.
                          Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                          And notifying the next of kin
                          Once again...

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                          • #14
                            obelix > nukes
                            CSPA

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                            • #15
                              Germany. Even if Germany got nuked into the ground, who would give up a chance to push the Big Red Button(TM) and turn France into a radioactive wasteland?
                              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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